BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai
Shohar Jhomty howy
Kon ho tum ?
BV:churail
Shrabi:
Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:
BV Sharabi Shohar Se
BV Sharabi Shohar Se
Saturday, 25 January 2014
BV Sharabi Shohar Se
Teen Bachon Ki Maa
3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
“aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!”
Teen Bachon Ki Maa
Urdu Joke & Mobile SmS
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Icecream?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nhi naaaaa
Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga……
Urdu Joke & Mobile SmS
GOLU Gifted A Card
GOLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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“Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi “…:)
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
Father Angrily Asks: What Is This……?
Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye…..:)
GOLU Gifted A Card
A student is the most
Friday, 24 January 2014
“A Student is the most important person ever in this school…in person, on the telephone, or by mail.
A Student is not dependent on us…we are dependent on the Student.
A Student is not an interruption of our work..the Studenti s the purpose of it. We are not doing a favor by serving the Student…the Student is doing us a favor by giving us the opportunity to do so.
A Student is a person who brings us his or her desire to learn. It is our job to handle each Student in a manner which is beneficial to the Student and ourselves.”
― William W. Purkey,
A student is the most
Cowards die many times
Cowards die many times before their deaths
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Cowards die many times
The native hue of resolution
The native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought;
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard, their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.
The native hue of resolution
Like Madness is the glory of
Like madness is the glory of this life
As this pomp shows to a little oil and root.
Like Madness is the glory of
Human potential
“Human potential, though not always apparent, is there waiting to be discovered and invited forth.”
William W. Purkey
Human potential
William W. Purkey
“Balla come se nessuno stesse guardando,
ama come se nessuno ti avesse mai ferito,
canta come se nessuno stesse ascoltando,
vivi come se il paradiso fosse sulla terra.”
William W. Purkey
William W. Purkey
Time shall unfold
Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides:
Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.
Time shall unfold
Passion is a sort
Passion is a sort of fever in the mind, which ever leaves us weaker than it found us…. It more than anything deprives us of the use of our judgment; for it raises a dust very hard to see through. Like wine, whose lees fly by being jogg’d, it is too muddy to drink.
Passion is a sort
It were happy
It were happy if we studied Nature more in natural things; and acted according to Nature; whose rules are few, plain and most reasonable.
It were happy
If we would amend
If we would amend the world, we should mend our selves; and teach our children to be, not what we are, but what they should be.
If we would amend
Nothing Does Reason
Nothing does Reason more right, than the coolness of those that offer it. For truth often suffers more by the Heat of its defenders, than from the arguments of its opposers.
Nothing Does Reason
It is a cruel
It is a cruel folly to offer up to ostentation so many lives of creatures, as make up the state of our treats; as it is a prodigal one to spend more in sauce than in meat.
It is a cruel
The Country life is
The country life is to be preferr’d; for there we see the works of God; but in cities little else but the works of men.
The Country life is
If love be
If love be not thy chiefest motive, thou wilt soon grow weary of a married state, and stray from thy promise, to search out thy pleasures in forbidden places.
If love be
If Man be the index of
If Man be the Index or Epitomy of the World, as Philosophers tell us, we have only to read our selves well to be learned in it.
If Man be the index of
Pathan Ne Shop Kholi
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun?
Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha
Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…
Pathan Ne Shop Kholi
Pathan Ne Bhabi ko mara
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE ,,,,
Pathan Ne Bhabi ko mara
Molvi Pathan Se
Molvi, pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain??
Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota hei?
Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota.
Pathan, sochny k bad bola, 4
Molvi: Shabaash
Kon Kon Sy ??
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Pathan: Taab, Daba, Sabun ty Toliya..!
Molvi Pathan Se
Pathan Namaz Seekhny
Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab: Sana ati hai?
Pathan: sharmate hue
G Nh!Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.)
Pathan Namaz Seekhny
Pathan Mayyat k sath
Pathan Mayyat k sath bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?
Q??
Q.K
Pathan Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha
SHELA ki JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga,,
Pathan Mayyat k sath
Pathan ko BMW meli
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy
Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi
Pathan: Oye BMW ka matlab hai.
Bohat Mota Wife
Pathan ko BMW meli
Pathan ko tang Kare ga
Pathan ko koi mobile pe tung karta tha.
Pathan ne new SIM khareed kar usay msg kia,
Mene woh sim band kar dia hai. Ab tera baap bhi
mujhe tung nai kar saktha,,,,
Pathan ko tang Kare ga
Pathan Doctor k pass
Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya
Doctor k pass gaya
Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga
Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy
Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy
Outgoing bilkul free
hy
Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy
Pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta
Jitna load karoo sab khatam.
Pathan Doctor k pass
Pathan Pilot Bane ga
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga,,,
Pathan Pilot Bane ga
Pathan Qabristan Men
1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai
Pathan Qabristan Men
Pathan Ka Tota
Aik Pathan apne kaandhay pe aik Tota bitha kar ja rha tha,
rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
Tota bola ”
Pathan hai salaa
Pathan Ka Tota
Google Khan
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai,,,,
Google Khan
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan
Amrican Vs Pathan
Wednesday, 22 January 2014
Amrican: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
Amrican: Dog is Better than U
bcz it Swims
Pathan: Can U Swim?
Amrican: Yes
Pathan: whats the Diffrence between You & Dog.
GEO Khan
Amrican Vs Pathan
Pathan Cinema main
1 Pathan Cinema main Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata,,,
Pathan Cinema main
Pathan Ne Haj Kia hai
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai
Pathan Ne Haj Kia hai
Dosti ,Payar
Dosti ya payar kerna hay tu apnay DIL ko mazboot rekhayN,GHUSSSAY ko controll kerayN or SHUCK ko zindagi say nikal deyn.. Eger phir bhe kamyabi na hu tu ,DOST /Payar ko hee ZINDAGI say nikal deyn .
Dosti ,Payar
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Hum bhee kabee Shair kaha kertay thay
Mashalay lay K tumharay ghum key ‘
Hum undherooN may chala kertay thay
Ab kahaN asee tabiyut walay
chou t kha ker jo dua kertay thay
Terak ehsas mohabat mushkil
HaaN meger ayhlay waffa kertay thay
bhikhree bhikhree zulfoon walay
kaflay ruk liye kertay thay
Aj gulshan may shagoofay SAGER
Shikwa baad e sabah kertay thay
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Hum bhee kabee Shair kaha kertay thay
Mashalay lay K tumharay ghum key ‘
Hum undherooN may chala kertay thay
Ab kahaN asee tabiyut walay
chou t kha ker jo dua kertay thay
Terak ehsas mohabat mushkil
HaaN meger ayhlay waffa kertay thay
bhikhree bhikhree zulfoon walay
kaflay ruk liye kertay thay
Aj gulshan may shagoofay SAGER
Shikwa baad e sabah kertay thay
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Doctor Sahab
Girl: Doctor sahab mere boyfriend ko andar bula lijiye
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi hu
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahab, apki nurse bahar akeli hai,,
Doctor Sahab
Boy Smoking at Airport
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
boy: Why?
Girl: Agr ab tk zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue pese bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hen?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hy?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hy.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se besti b ho jati hy.
Boy Smoking at Airport
Salam Kena
Girl:
Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai To Tumhe Hr week ami Ko 10kg Aata 5kg cheeni
or
Papa Ki Bike Main 10 Liter Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:
Acha Behan Ami Abu Ko Salam kena
Salam Kena
Gift Kisi Or Ko
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti
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Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
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Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti. Abi Kaha Ho Tum ?
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Larka: me aa rhi Hun.
Gift Kisi Or Ko
Girlz and Boyz Ka Muqabla
Girlz and Boyz Ka Muqabla Chal Rha Tha
To 1 Girl Ne Boyz Ko Point Mara:
Boyz K Pas BIKE Honi Chahye Warna
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Aqal Se To Wese Hi Paidal Hote Hein
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Jis Pr 1 Boy Ne Girls Ko Point Mara :
Girlz Ki Khoobsorati To Sadgi Me Hoti Hai
Warna
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Make-Up To Khusry B Karte Hein.
Girlz and Boyz Ka Muqabla
Kanjoos Boy Vs Kanjoos Girl
A kanjoos Boy fell in Love wid kanjoos Girl
Girl:Jab Dad so jayenge to mai gali me Sikka Phenk dungi,
tum andr aa jana.
Lekin Boy sikka Phekne k 1 ghante baad aya.
Girl: Itni der kyo laga di.?
Boy:Wo mai sikka hund rha tha.
Girl-pagal wo to Dhaaga Baandh k Phenka tha, wapas kheench
liya.
Kanjoos Boy Vs Kanjoos Girl
Girls Fite
2 ladkiyan aapas me Fite Kar rahi thi
Toh pas me se ek sharabi guzra.
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1st girl: ye sharabi tera boyfriend..!!
2nd girl: nahi tera boyfriend..!!
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1st girl: tera.!!
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2nd girl: tera..!!!
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Sharabi : zor se bola main ruku ya jau ??
Girls Fite
Mere Sath Chalogi
BOY: Mere sath chalogi?
GIRL: Kahan
BOY: Jahaan tum kaho
GIRL: oK police station chalte hain.
BOY: Lo batao, ab banda apni Sister
se mazaq bhi nahi kr sakta
Mere Sath Chalogi
With Out You
Girl: i love You, I cant live with out you,
Mar jaungi,
Mit jaungi,
Tumhry payar
mey Fanaa ho jaun gi ?
Boy: Dehk ly jesa tujhy theek lagy,,
With Out You
Sudhar Gaya Hon
Girl: Cigarette peena chodd do
Boy: Chodd diya
Girl: Beer peena bi chodddo
Boy: Chodd diya
Girl: Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Masjid jana shuru karo
Boy: Theek hai Aaj se roz Masjid jana shuru
Girl: Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?
Boy: Nahin
Girl: Kyun
Boy: Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi ..
Sudhar Gaya Hon
Shaitan KI Beti
Who r Boys ?
Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
Abey Shaitan KI Beti Dkhi .
Mast dikhti hai Yar
Who r girls ?
Goes 2 heaven & say
Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
How Cheap na.
Shaitan KI Beti
Epic Conversation
Epic conversation.
Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.
Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.
Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.
Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok ..
Epic Conversation
The petty economies
Tuesday, 21 January 2014
“The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
The petty economies
Those are ever
Those are ever the most ready to do justice to others, who feel that the world has done them justice.
Those are ever
It is well that there is
It is well that there is no one without a fault; for he would not have a friend in the world. He would seem to belong to a different species.
It is well that there is
A taste for liberal
A taste for liberal art is necessary to complete the character of a gentleman, Science alone is hard and mechanical. It exercises the understanding upon things out of ourselves, while it leaves the affections unemployed, or engrossed with our own immediate, narrow interests.
A taste for liberal
He is little shot
He is little short of a hero, who perseveres in thinking well of a friend who has become a butt for slander.
He is little shot
The great have private feelings
The great have private feelings of their own, to which the interests of humanity and justice must curtsy. Their interests are so far from being the same as those of the community, that they are in direct and necessary opposition to them; their power is at the expense of OUR weakness; their riches of OUR poverty; their pride of OUR degradation; their splendour of OUR wretchedness; their tyranny of OUR servitude.
The great have private feelings
The Affected
The affected modesty of most women is a decoy for the generous, the delicate, and unsuspecting; while the artful, the bold, and unfeeling either see or break through its slender disguises.
The Affected
Wrong dressed out
Wrong dressed out in pride, pomp, and circumstance has more attraction than abstract right.
Wrong dressed out
Those Who have little
Those who have little shall have less, and that those who have much shall take all that others have left.
Those Who have little
Setting a good example
“Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.”
William Feather
Setting a good example
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An army is a strange
Monday, 20 January 2014
An army is a strange composite masterpiece, which strength results from an enormous sum total of utter weaknesses. Thus only can we explain a war waged by humanity against humanity in spite of humanity.
An army is a strange
Victor Hugo
We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution.
Victor Hugo
When a man
When a man understands the art of seeing, he can trace the spirit of an age and the features of a king even in the knocker on a door.
When a man
There is always
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
There is always
Victor Hugo
Nothing is so stifling as symmetry. Symmetry is boredom, the quintessence of mourning. Despair yawns. There is something more terrible than a hell of suffering — a hell of boredom.
Victor Hugo
Lets us read
“Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.”
Voltaire
Lets us read
Those Who Can
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”
Voltaire,
Those Who Can
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Victor Hugo
God has set his intentions in the flowers, in the dawn, in the spring–it is his will that we should love.
Victor Hugo
Teree Gali may
Teree Gali may Buhat der say khera hooN meger
Kisee nay pooch liya tu kiya jawab dooN ga
Meree Khamosh nigahooN ko chashme num say na dekh
may ro pera tu dillooN kay tubaq hila dooN ga
YooN hee Udass raha may tu dekhna ek din
Tamaan shehar may Tanhaeeyan bheja doon gaa
Baith pass koi derina baat bhee tu ker
Nazer milla tu sahee may tujhay dua dooN ga
BolaaooN gaa ,na milloon gaa,na khat lekhoon ga tujhay
teree kushee kay liye khud ko ye saza dooN gaa
Ab tu raat hay kuch der soo hee lay Nasir
koi bulaye ga tu may tujhay utha dooN gaa
Teree Gali may
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Ghora Malish
Friday, 17 January 2014
Malik ney nokar ki duty lagai key woh ghorey ki sari raat malish karey. Nokar ney ghorey ko chor diya or us ki jagah khargosh baandh diya.
Subah malik aaya to ghora ghayab tha or us ki jagah khargosh khara tha. Malik ney poocha ghora kahan hey?
Nokar (Khargosh ki taraf ishara ker key): Yeh bandha hey
Malik ney heraan ho ker poocha, yeh kia tamasha hey?
Nokar: Janab sari raat malish key baad ghis ghis ker itna hi bacha hey
Ghora Malish
Chooha or Hathi
Chooha or Hathi:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Hathi: “Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney Ga Kya ??”
Chooha: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..
Chooha or Hathi
Animals Ki Khasoosiyat
Animals Ki Khasoosiyat..
1. Tota
Duniya Ki Har Zaban Bol Sakta Hai..
2. Oont
15 Din Tak Bager Kuch Khaye Safar Kr Sakta Hai..
3. kutta
Dunya Ka Sb Se Ziyada Wafadar Janwar Hai.
Agey Na Parho.
Mat Parho Agey Kuch Nahi
Na Parho.
4.Gadha
Jis Kam Se Mna Karo Wohi Krta Hai.
Animals Ki Khasoosiyat
Cigarette Ka Sutta
Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola
bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,
bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Hathi b sth chal dia
Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha
Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare
Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?
Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha…….
Cigarette Ka Sutta
Hathi Or Chuntee
An Elephant Meets An Ant.
Hathi: Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai?
Chuntee: 25 Saal.
Hathi: 25 Saal Aur Itni Choti?
Chuntee: I Use LUX.
Meri Beauty Se Meri Age Ka Patta He Nahin Chalta.
Chuntee: Your Age?
Hathi: 5 Saal.
Chuntee: 5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?
Hathi: NIDO Jo Peeta Hon
Hathi Or Chuntee
Jangal Se Bhag
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Jangal Se Bhag
Machar Ka Bacha
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya
To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?
He Replied:
Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K
Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….
Machar Ka Bacha
Pyaar Ka Chakkar
1st Aadmi:
Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai
Kiya Khilate Ho Is Ko?
2nd Aadmi:
Ye Kameena Sher Hi Hai,
Saala Pyaar K Chakkar Me Par Gya Tha
Toh Shakal Kuttay Waali Ho Gai Hai.
Pyaar Ka Chakkar
Tota Or Larki
Ek Ladki Shop Per Bolne Wala Tota Lenay Gai
Larki Totay Se:
Main Kesi Lagti Hoon
Tota: Awara Lagtee Ho
Larki: Tota Batameez Hay
Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga?
Tota : Nahi
Larki Totay Se: Agar Mere Ghar Per Mere Sath Ek Admi Ay To Tum Kya Socho Ge
Tota: Tumahra Shohar Hoga
Larki: Agar 2 Admi Ho To
Tota: Tumhara Shohar And Devar
Larki: Agar 3 Ho
Tota: Shohar Devar And Bhai
Larki: Agar 4 Ho To?
Tota: Pani Lay Aao Mene Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha
K
Awara Hai
Tota Or Larki
Bacha VS Admi
Bacha: Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?
Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.
Bacha: Nahi12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.
Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe
To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?
Admi: Saray Kailay plastic K Hongay?
Bacha: Nahi Ghalat Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
Bacha VS Admi
Sardar Or Tota
Sardar ne 1 Tota pala or usko mirchain khelata gya .
1Month k bad Sardar ne Totay se pucha “Mian Mithu Churi Khani” Tota: “Q Kanjra Mircha muk Gayian ny
Sardar Or Tota
Insanon Ki Moat
Aik kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.
Insanon Ki Moat
Tota Or Shaikh
1 Admi Ka Tota Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe Bola,
Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu…
Tota Or Shaikh
3 Chipkalian
3 chipkalian diwar pe chal rhi thin1 ne gana start kia.
jaisy he gana khatam how,baki 2 gir gayen!
batao kasay ???
YAR !!! IS LIYE K BAKI 2 NE TALI BAJAE THI….
3 Chipkalian
Shrabi Rat
2 Cats To Shrabi Rat.
Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!
Rat:
Chappair Na Kha Lein
Main Es Layi Nai Kuch Kehnda
K Log Kehn Gay
1 Shrabi Ne 2 Jananiyan Kutt Dittiaan ..
Shrabi Rat
Tota Or Malik
Tota Or Uska Malik Jahaz Me Safar Kar Re Thay
Airhostes Guzri
To Toty Ne C.T Bjai
Wo Mur K Muskrai
Malik Ne Ye Dekha To Usne B C.T Bjai
Airhostes Ne Complain Kr Di.
Elaan Hua Dono Ko Jahaz Sy Phenk Do!
Darwazy P Tota Malik Se Bola
Urna Anda Ay?
Malik: Nai
Tota: Fir Baghairti Q Kiti
Tota Or Malik
i am a dreamer
“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
Oscar Wilde
i am a dreamer
It is what you read
“It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.”
Oscar Wilde
It is what you read
Sensible People
“Sensible people get the greater part of their own dying done during their own lifetime”
Sensible People
A Poem Begins
“A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness.”
A Poem Begins
All Progress is based
“All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income”
All Progress is based
Books Want to be born
“Books want to be born: I never make them. They come to me and insist on being written, and on being such and such. ”
Books Want to be born
These woods are lovely
“These woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.”
These woods are lovely
We are all in the gutter
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter
Oscar Wilde
“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
We Pay a Person
“We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to them.”
We Pay a Person
Naam likhna
Tumhari thi shararat mehndi se hatheli pe naam likhna,
Aur mujhe ruswa kar diya tumne yunhi khailte khailte.
Naam likhna
The Great pleasure
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”
The Great pleasure
To live is the rarest thing
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
Oscar Wilde
To live is the rarest thing
An Apology
“An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.”
An Apology
Never be Bullied
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.”
Never be Bullied
Half the world is composed
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.”
Half the world is composed
Deyaar mein
Mushkil hua hai rehna humain is deyaar mein,
Barson yahan rahe hain, yeh apna nahin hua..
Deyaar mein
Dost Meray
Janey kitney dost meray pathar key bot ban jain
Is khof sey dey nahi sakta mein Aawaz kisi ko…
Dost Meray
Guzar Gaye
Jaha’n wo aish ki baat’ein guzar gaye darwesh
Waha’n ye ranj key din bhi guzar jain gey..
Guzar Gaye
It is Better To Lose
“It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride.”
John Ruskin
It is Better To Lose
Nature is Painting
“Nature is painting for us, day after day, pictures of infinite beauty if only we have the eyes to see them.”
John Ruskin
Nature is Painting
If i had choose
“If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.”
If i had choose
The Real Lover
“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.”
The Real Lover
Martin Luther
“The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.”
Martin Luther
Martin Luther
i;ve never fooled
“I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves. They didn’t bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn’t argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t.”
i;ve never fooled
Imperfection is beauty
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
Imperfection is beauty
I Have no Pleasure
“I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: he knows how it drives the evil spirit out of us. Who has skill in the art of music is of good temperament and fitted for all things.” ―Martin Luther
I Have no Pleasure
The Greatest think
“The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and what it saw in a plain way. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religion–all in one.”
― John Ruskin
The Greatest think
A wise girl
“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.”
A wise girl
Sunshine is Delicious
“Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. ”
John Ruskin
Sunshine is Delicious
I’m Selfish
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
I’m Selfish
To Banish Imperfection
“To banish imperfection is to destroy expression, to check exertion, to paralyze vitality.”
― John Ruskin,
To Banish Imperfection
Martin Luther
“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”
Martin Luther
Martin Luther
Nibhaney ke liye
Tere hijraan se taluq ko nibhaney ke liye,
Mene iss saal bhi jeeney ki kasam khayi hai..
Nibhaney ke liye
Our Geatest glory
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
― Confucius
Our Geatest glory
If You Make a Mistake
“If you make a mistake and do not correct it, this is called a mistake.”
― Confucius
If You Make a Mistake
Kitaabon Waley
Yeh jo sargashta se phirtey hain kitaabon waley,
In se mat mil ke inhe rog hain khawbon waley..
Kitaabon Waley
Mere khudaa
Mere khudaa mujhey itnaa to moatbar* kar de,
Mein jis makaan mein rehta hoon usko ghar kar de..
Mere khudaa
Art For Art
“Art for art’s sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
George Sand
Art For Art
No Human Relation Gives
“No human relation gives one possession in another—every two souls are absolutely different. In friendship or in love, the two side by side raise hands together to find what one cannot reach alone.”
No Human Relation Gives
They Will Never
“They will never love where they ought to love, who do not hate where they ought to hate.”
Edmund Burke
They Will Never
For Every Problem
“For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.”
H.L. Mencken,
For Every Problem
Think Left
“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
― Dr. Seuss
Think Left
Let us Accept Truth
Monday, 13 January 2014
“Let us accept truth, even when it surprises us and alters our views.”
George Sand,
Let us Accept Truth
All That is Needed
“All that is needed for evil to trumph is that good men do nothing.”
Edmund Burke
All That is Needed
Many People
“Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.”
Benjamin Franklin
Many People
Stories Are Meant
“Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.”
― Finley Peter Dunne
Stories Are Meant
Sometimes The Questions
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss
Sometimes The Questions
When you are sorrowful
“When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.”
Kahlil Gibran
When you are sorrowful
Things Which Matter
“Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Things Which Matter
Woman is Not Made
“Woman is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.”
― Edmund Burke
Woman is Not Made
David Brink
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
David Brink
it is Generally
“It is generally, in the season of prosperity that men discover their real temper, principles and design.”
― Edmund Burke
it is Generally
Knowing is Not Enough
“knowing is not enough,we must apply
willing is not enough,we must do..”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Knowing is Not Enough
They Who Can Give Up
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
― Benjamin Franklin,
They Who Can Give Up
it is a Mistake
“It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The
reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.”
George Sand
it is a Mistake
Either Write Something
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.”
( Benjamin Franklin )
Either Write Something
Rabi-Ul-Awal
Dunia Ki Har Fiza Me Ujala RASOOL Ka
Ye Sari Kainaat Hay Sadqa RASOOL Ka
Khushboo Ghulab Ki Hay Pasina RASOOL Ka
Aapko Ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL Ka
Rabi-Ul-Awal
Mubark Ho.
Rabi-Ul-Awal
i Am Ignorant
“I AM IGNORANT of absolute truth. But I am humble before my ignorance and therein lies my honor and my reward.”
i Am Ignorant
The Most Dangerous
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, and intolerable…”
H.L. Mencken,
The Most Dangerous
There are no More
“There are no more thorough prudes than those who have some little secret to hide.”
George Sand
There are no More
A Man’s First Care
“A man’s first care should be to avoid the reproaches of his own heart.”
Joseph Addison
A Man’s First Care
The World Will Know
“The world will know and understand me someday. But if that day does not arrive, it does not greatly matter. I shall have opened the way for other women.”
George Sand
The World Will Know
i Have Heard
“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”
― Dr. Seuss
i Have Heard
Nothing Shows
“Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Nothing Shows
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The Secret
Sunday, 12 January 2014
The secret for success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. (Benjamin Disraeli)
The Secret
The Whole Art
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
The Whole Art
Find Relaxation
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Find Relaxation
Kingdom Of Heaven
The Kingdom of Heaven is a military autocracy and there is no public opinion in it.
Kingdom Of Heaven
Anatole France
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe. (Anatole France)
Anatole France
We Give Up
We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure, just as we go to war in order that we may have peace. (Aristotle)
We Give Up
Anatole France
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Anatole France
Circumstances Are Beyond
Circumstances are beyond human control, but our conduct is in our own power. (Benjamin Disraeli)
Circumstances Are Beyond
No One Would
No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all other things in the world. (Aristotle)
No One Would
Good Has Two Meanings
Good has two meanings: it means that which is good absolutely and that which is good for somebody. (Aristotle)
Good Has Two Meanings
The So Called
The so-called Pythagoreans, who were the first to take up mathematics, not only advanced this subject, but saturated with it, they fancied that the principles of mathematics were the principles of all things. (Aristotle)
The So Called
The Disappointment
The disappointment of manhood succeeds the delusion of youth. (Benjamin Disraeli)
The Disappointment
Anybody Can
Anybody can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybody’s power and is not easy. Aristotle
Anybody Can
Man is Not
Man is not the creature of circumstances; circumstances are the creatures of men. We are free agents, and man is more powerful than matter. (Benjamin Disraeli)
Man is Not
Youth is a Blunder
Youth is a blunder; manhood is a struggle and old age a regret. (Benjamin Disraeli)
Youth is a Blunder
Alexandre Dumas
Thursday, 9 January 2014
I have always been more afraid of a pen, a bottle of ink and a sheet of paper than of a sword or a pistol
Alexandre Dumas
Alexandre Dumas
There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.
Alexandre Dumas
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Taxidermist
A guy walks into a bar in Oklahoma and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from Iowa.”
The bartender asks, “What the heck you do in Iowa?”
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender asks, “A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?”
The guy says nervously, “I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”
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