Three Pieces Of String

Three pieces of string walked into a bar. The first piece of string went up to the bar and asked the barman “Can i have three pints of beer please?”” The barman replied “”No sorry mate

Three Pieces Of String

O.J.s Kids:)

There was a mother duck,a mother skunk,a baby duck,and a baby skunk.They all came up on a busy highway.The mothers decided it would be best if they went first.As they were crossing an 18 wheeler came through and made them road-kill.Then the baby duck started crying,so the baby skunk said,”Whats wrong?””The duck answered saying “”My momma died and i don’t know what I am

O.J.s Kids:)

Joke

Larki: Apnay Bf ko call kertee  or poochtee aap kiya  ker rhaay hayn.. Larka: Shave

larki : may nay pehlay bhe  phone  keya  tu tum  shave  hee ker rahay thay

tum  pagal  tu nahee  hu din may kitnee  baar  shave kertay  hu

Larka: 40/45 Baar

Larki: Woh Kiun

Larka Main Barber Hoon …:P

Joke

Rasta Hi Naya Hai

Parveen Shakir Poetry

Rasta hi neya hai, na main anjaan bohat hoon,

Phir kuye’malaamat mein hoon, nadaan bohat hoon,

Ik umar jisey khawab ki manind hi dekha,

Chooney ko mila hai to pareshaan bohat hoon,

Mujh mein kabhi aahat ki tarah se koi aye,

Ik band gali ki tarah sunsaan bohat hoon,

Uljhen ke keyi baar abhi lafz se mafhoom,

Saada hai bohat woh, na main asaan bohat hoon…

Rasta Hi Naya Hai

Marne Se Bhi Pehle

Parveen Shakir Poetry

Marney se bhi pehle mar gaye they,

Jeeney se kuch aese dar gaye they,

Rastey mein jahan talak diye they,

Saarey mere hamsafar gaye they,

Aankhain abhi khul nahin saki thi’n,

Aur khawb mere bikhar gaye they,

Jab tak na khila tha us ka waada,

Mausam mere be’samar gaye they,

Ab tak wohhi nasha e paziraayi*,

Kya jaaniye hum kidhar gaye they..

(paziraayi;appreciation)

Marne Se Bhi Pehle

Kon Chahey Ga tumhe By Parveen SHakir

Kon chahey ga tumhe meri tarah…

Parveen Shakir Poetry

Kon chahey ga tumhe meri tarah,

Ab kisi se na mohabbat karna..

Kon Chahey Ga tumhe By Parveen SHakir

Allama Iqbal

Jin ke angan mein Ameeri ka shajar lagta hai,

Un ka her aaib bhi zamany ko hunar lagta hai…

(Shajar:Tree)(Aaib:Weakness)

Allama Iqbal

Allama Iqbal

Khuda to milta hai, Insaan hi nahin milta,

Yeh cheez woh hai jo dekhi kahin kahin meine..

Allama Iqbal

Allama Iqbal

Bura samjho unhain mujh say to aisa ho nahi sakta,

Kah main khud tou hoon Iqbal apnay nukta chinoon main..

Allama Iqbal

Dream What you want to dream

Dream What you want to dream, Go where you want to go, Be what you want to be, Because you have only one Life, And one chance to do all the things, You want to do.

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Dream What you want to dream

Awesome

Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein beth kar,

Yaa woh jagha bata jahan Khuda nahin..
(Mirza Ghalib)

Masjid khuda ka ghar hai, peeney ki jagha nahin,

Kaafir ke dil mein ja, Wahan khudaa nahin..
(Allama Iqbal)

Kaafir ke dil se aya hon mein yeh dekh kar,

Khuda maujood hai wahan, Par usey pata nahin..
(Ahmad Faraz)

Awesome

Mirza Ghalib

ye na thee hamaaree qismat ke wisaal-e-yaar hota

agar aur jeete rehte yahee intezaar hota

tere waade par jiye ham to ye jaan jhooT jaanaa

ke KHushee se mar na jaate agar ?eitabaar hota

Mirza Ghalib

Mirza Ghalib

ye jo ham hijr me.n diivaar-o-dar ko dekhate hai.n

kabhii sabaa ko kabhii naamaabar ko dekhate hai.n

vo aaye ghar me.n hamaare Khudaa kii kudarat hai

kabhii ham un ko kabhii apane ghar ko dekhate hai.n

Mirza Ghalib

Mirza Ghalib

Dukh Day Kar Sawaal Kartay ho,

Tum Bhe GHAALiB ! Kamaal Kartay ho..

Daikh Kar Pooch Liyaa haal meraa,

Chalo Kuch tou Khayaal Kartay ho..

Shehar -e- Dil may Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi ??

Ye Bhe mujh say Sawaal Kartay ho ???

Marnaa Chaahain tou mar nahe Saktay,

tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho..

ab Kiss Kiss Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?

her Sitam Bay-misaal Kartay ho . . .

Mirza Ghalib

Impressive

Impressive