2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.
1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.
Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.
Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.
Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?
to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 12 sall hogay
True Love…
Boy: Mere pas Apne Dost Jesi Car to Nhi Pr TmhY Apni palkon pr bitha k Ghomaon Ga,
Mere pas us Jesi Bri kothi to nhi Pr tmhY apne Dil Me Jga Don Ga,
Mere Pas us jitne paise to Nhi
Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr k khelaon ga
Ab Btao Tumhe kia Chahiye
Girl: Tumharay Dost Ka Number kia hai
Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho.
Meri to rooh tak kanp gai ye bat sun kar
k tum bartan dhony waly sabun se nahaty ho
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan’ To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
“veer
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
“wanted”
Ek baar jo mene “SmS” KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne “balance” ki bhi nhi sochta.. “dabbang” hum tumhare mobile me itne SmS krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre.”ready”duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself..”body guard” mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA…
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
K
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
O rIs Dil
Me SIRF
Aap Ki
“BHABI g” Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
Ek couple date pe tha,
Dad ne dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := “par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga “
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kharhe the
namak kam lga….
1 bola “Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega…
.
Sb baithe rahe…
.
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye…
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola “Oye me zinda hu”
Baki dono bole “Chal beta namak le k aa:)
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