Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
A: An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
via language agnostic – What is your best programmer joke? – Stack Overflow.
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
1st kid: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…
via Funny Jokes / Short, Stupid, Love and English Jokes SMS.
Drinking Buddies
Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his barstool and lies motionless on the floor.
“One thing about Fred,” his buddy says to the bartender. “He knows when to stop.”
via Bar Jokes – Drinking Buddies Joke | Reader’s Digest.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
via The Best Ever Computer Programmer Jokes.
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
