Teri Nigah Mein Hai Maujazat Ki Dunya
Merinigah Mein Hai Hadsaat Ki Dunya
Takhiyulat Ki Dunya Ghareeb Hai, Lekin
Ghareeb Tar Hai Hayat-o-Mumat Ki Dunya
Ajab Nahin Ke Badal De Isse Nigah Teri
Bula Rahi Hai Tujhe Mumkinat Ki Dunya
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Political Jokes
First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.”
Janet responded. “Just because I am considered ugly, doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.”
Hillary asks, “Well how do you deal with the problem?”
Janet: “Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can.”
Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, “Is that you Janet?.”
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Kids And Family Jokes
Q: Where do ants eat?
A: At a restaur-ant.
Q: What bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin.
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
A: “Ouch”!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Marriage Jokes
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? ‘Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She answers, “Your horse called.
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Wife Jokes`
Boss hangs a poster in Office
“I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET”
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
“Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home.”
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Wife Jokes`
Amir Khusro
Man kunto Maula
Fa Ali-un Maula
Dara dil-e dara dil-e dar-e daani
Hum tum tanana nana
Nana nana ray
Yalali yalali yala
Yala yala ray…
~ By Amir Khusro
Amir Khusro
New Years Jokes
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Allama Iqbal Poetry
Farigh To Na Bethy Ga Mehshar Mein Janoo’n Mera,
Ya Apna Girebaan Chaak, Ya Daaman-E-Yazdaa’n Chaak.
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Idiots Jokes
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there’s a man standing there. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “Can you give me a push?” “No, get lost. It’s half past three and I was in bed,” says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, “That wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”
“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.” So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?”
And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please.”
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?” The drunk replies, “Over here, on the swing.”
Idiots Jokes
Hazrat Bulleh Shah
Gal Ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Phar nukta, chodd hisaabaan nu, kar duur kufar diyaan baabaan nu.
Laah dozakh gor azaabaan nu, kar saaf dile diyaan khavaabaan nu.
Gal aise ghar vich dhukkdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Aiven mattha zimeen ghasaida, lamma pa mahiraab dikhaida.
Padh kalma lok hasaida, dil andar samajh na liaaida.
Kadi baat sacchi vi lukdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Kaee haaji ban ban aaye ji, gal neele jaame paaye ji,
Haj baich takey le khaaye ji, bhala eh gal kinnu bhaaye ji.
Kadey baat sacchi vi lukdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Ik jangal bahireen jaande ni, ik daana roz le khaande ni.
Besamajh vajood thakkaande ni, ghar aavan ho ke maande ni.
Aiven chilliyaan vich jind sukhdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Phadd murshad aabad khudai ho, vich masti beparvaahi ho,
Be khaahash be navaai ho, vich dil de khoob safai ho.
Bulla baat sacchi kadon rukdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Hazrat Bulleh Shah
Kids And Family Jokes
Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer’s day?
A: A mice cream cone.
Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant.
Q: What’s even bigger than that?
A: A gi-ant!
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Kids And Family Jokes
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Dayar-E-Ishk Mein Apna Maqam Paida Kar
Naya Zamana Naye Subuh Sham Paida Kar
Khuda Agar Dil-E-Fitrat Shinas De Tujh Ko
Sakood E Lalov Gul Se Kalam Paida Kar
Baad E Mukhalif Se Na Na Ghabra Tu Aey Uqaab
Yeh To Chalti Hain Tujhe Uncha Udhaane Keliye
Mauj E Sar Sar Se Daraata Hai Usse Tu Bekaar
Bujh Chuka Hai Jo Naseeb E Sehri Se Sow Baar
Mera Tareen Ameeri Nahi Faqeeri Hai
Khudi Na Bech Ghareebi Mein Naam Paida Kar
Nahi Mera Nishewant Kasr E Sultani Ke Pat Par
Tu Shahi Hai Basera Kar Pahadon Ki Chatanon P
Khuda Tujhe Kisi Toofan Se Aashina Kar De
Kih Tere Behr Ki Mojon Mein Iztaraab De
Tujhe Kitaab Se Gin Nahi Karar Kih Tu
Kitaab Khawh Hai Saahib E Kitaab Mein
Khudi Ko Kar Buland Itna Kih Har Taqdeer Se Pehle
Khuda Bande Se Khud Pooche Bata Teri Raza Kya Hai
Allama Iqbal Poetry
News and Politics Jokes
Jawaharlal Nehru proved that a rich man can become the country’s Prime Minister;
Lal Bahadur Shastri proved that a poor man can become the Prime Minister;
Indira Gandhi proved that a woman can become the Prime Minister;
Morarji Desai proved that an old man can become the Prime Minister;
Rajiv Gandhi proved that a young man can become the Prime Minister;
I.K. Gujral proved that a gentleman can become the Prime Minister;
Deve Gowda proved just about anybody can become the Prime Minister;
Manmohan Singh has proved that India does not need a Prime Minister!
News and Politics Jokes
New Years Jokes
Q: What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
A: I haven’t seen you for a year!
Q: What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year?
A: He gave up thinking.
Q: What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
A: The ice falls out of your drinks!
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