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Malik ney nokar ki duty lagai key woh ghorey ki sari raat malish karey. Nokar ney ghorey ko chor diya or us ki jagah khargosh baandh diya.
Subah malik aaya to ghora ghayab tha or us ki jagah khargosh khara tha. Malik ney poocha ghora kahan hey?
Nokar (Khargosh ki taraf ishara ker key): Yeh bandha hey
Malik ney heraan ho ker poocha, yeh kia tamasha hey?
Nokar: Janab sari raat malish key baad ghis ghis ker itna hi bacha hey
Chooha or Hathi:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Hathi: “Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney Ga Kya ??”
Chooha: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..
Animals Ki Khasoosiyat..
1. Tota
Duniya Ki Har Zaban Bol Sakta Hai..
2. Oont
15 Din Tak Bager Kuch Khaye Safar Kr Sakta Hai..
3. kutta
Dunya Ka Sb Se Ziyada Wafadar Janwar Hai.
Agey Na Parho.
Mat Parho Agey Kuch Nahi
Na Parho.
4.Gadha
Jis Kam Se Mna Karo Wohi Krta Hai.
Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola
bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,
bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Hathi b sth chal dia
Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha
Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare
Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?
Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha…….
An Elephant Meets An Ant.
Hathi: Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai?
Chuntee: 25 Saal.
Hathi: 25 Saal Aur Itni Choti?
Chuntee: I Use LUX.
Meri Beauty Se Meri Age Ka Patta He Nahin Chalta.
Chuntee: Your Age?
Hathi: 5 Saal.
Chuntee: 5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?
Hathi: NIDO Jo Peeta Hon
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya
To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?
He Replied:
Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K
Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….
1st Aadmi:
Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai
Kiya Khilate Ho Is Ko?
2nd Aadmi:
Ye Kameena Sher Hi Hai,
Saala Pyaar K Chakkar Me Par Gya Tha
Toh Shakal Kuttay Waali Ho Gai Hai.
Ek Ladki Shop Per Bolne Wala Tota Lenay Gai
Larki Totay Se:
Main Kesi Lagti Hoon
Tota: Awara Lagtee Ho
Larki: Tota Batameez Hay
Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga?
Tota : Nahi
Larki Totay Se: Agar Mere Ghar Per Mere Sath Ek Admi Ay To Tum Kya Socho Ge
Tota: Tumahra Shohar Hoga
Larki: Agar 2 Admi Ho To
Tota: Tumhara Shohar And Devar
Larki: Agar 3 Ho
Tota: Shohar Devar And Bhai
Larki: Agar 4 Ho To?
Tota: Pani Lay Aao Mene Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha
K
Awara Hai
Bacha: Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?
Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.
Bacha: Nahi12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.
Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe
To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?
Admi: Saray Kailay plastic K Hongay?
Bacha: Nahi Ghalat Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
Sardar ne 1 Tota pala or usko mirchain khelata gya .
1Month k bad Sardar ne Totay se pucha “Mian Mithu Churi Khani” Tota: “Q Kanjra Mircha muk Gayian ny
Aik kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.
1 Admi Ka Tota Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe Bola,
Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu…
