1 Pathan Cinema main Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata,,,
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai
Dosti ya payar kerna hay tu apnay DIL ko mazboot rekhayN,GHUSSSAY ko controll kerayN or SHUCK ko zindagi say nikal deyn.. Eger phir bhe kamyabi na hu tu ,DOST /Payar ko hee ZINDAGI say nikal deyn .
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Hum bhee kabee Shair kaha kertay thay
Mashalay lay K tumharay ghum key ‘
Hum undherooN may chala kertay thay
Ab kahaN asee tabiyut walay
chou t kha ker jo dua kertay thay
Terak ehsas mohabat mushkil
HaaN meger ayhlay waffa kertay thay
bhikhree bhikhree zulfoon walay
kaflay ruk liye kertay thay
Aj gulshan may shagoofay SAGER
Shikwa baad e sabah kertay thay
Baat PhoolooN Key keya kertay thay
Hum bhee kabee Shair kaha kertay thay
Mashalay lay K tumharay ghum key ‘
Hum undherooN may chala kertay thay
Ab kahaN asee tabiyut walay
chou t kha ker jo dua kertay thay
Terak ehsas mohabat mushkil
HaaN meger ayhlay waffa kertay thay
bhikhree bhikhree zulfoon walay
kaflay ruk liye kertay thay
Aj gulshan may shagoofay SAGER
Shikwa baad e sabah kertay thay
Girl: Doctor sahab mere boyfriend ko andar bula lijiye
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi hu
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahab, apki nurse bahar akeli hai,,
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
boy: Why?
Girl: Agr ab tk zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue pese bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hen?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hy?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hy.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se besti b ho jati hy.
Girl:
Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai To Tumhe Hr week ami Ko 10kg Aata 5kg cheeni
or
Papa Ki Bike Main 10 Liter Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:
Acha Behan Ami Abu Ko Salam kena
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti
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Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
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Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti. Abi Kaha Ho Tum ?
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Larka: me aa rhi Hun.
Girlz and Boyz Ka Muqabla Chal Rha Tha
To 1 Girl Ne Boyz Ko Point Mara:
Boyz K Pas BIKE Honi Chahye Warna
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Aqal Se To Wese Hi Paidal Hote Hein
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Jis Pr 1 Boy Ne Girls Ko Point Mara :
Girlz Ki Khoobsorati To Sadgi Me Hoti Hai
Warna
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Make-Up To Khusry B Karte Hein.
A kanjoos Boy fell in Love wid kanjoos Girl
Girl:Jab Dad so jayenge to mai gali me Sikka Phenk dungi,
tum andr aa jana.
Lekin Boy sikka Phekne k 1 ghante baad aya.
Girl: Itni der kyo laga di.?
Boy:Wo mai sikka hund rha tha.
Girl-pagal wo to Dhaaga Baandh k Phenka tha, wapas kheench
liya.
2 ladkiyan aapas me Fite Kar rahi thi
Toh pas me se ek sharabi guzra.
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1st girl: ye sharabi tera boyfriend..!!
2nd girl: nahi tera boyfriend..!!
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1st girl: tera.!!
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2nd girl: tera..!!!
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Sharabi : zor se bola main ruku ya jau ??
BOY: Mere sath chalogi?
GIRL: Kahan
BOY: Jahaan tum kaho
GIRL: oK police station chalte hain.
BOY: Lo batao, ab banda apni Sister
se mazaq bhi nahi kr sakta
Girl: i love You, I cant live with out you,
Mar jaungi,
Mit jaungi,
Tumhry payar
mey Fanaa ho jaun gi ?
Boy: Dehk ly jesa tujhy theek lagy,,
Girl: Cigarette peena chodd do
Boy: Chodd diya
Girl: Beer peena bi chodddo
Boy: Chodd diya
Girl: Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Masjid jana shuru karo
Boy: Theek hai Aaj se roz Masjid jana shuru
Girl: Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?
Boy: Nahin
Girl: Kyun
Boy: Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi ..
