Choose a friend

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, ’till Death separate you.

Choose a friend

Pathan Ne Shop Kholi

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…

Pathan Ne Shop Kholi

Pathan Ne Bhabi ko mara

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai

TERI BHABI SE ,,,,

Pathan Ne Bhabi ko mara

Molvi Pathan Se

Molvi, pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain??

Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota hei?

Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota.

Pathan, sochny k bad bola, 4

Molvi: Shabaash

Kon Kon Sy ??
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Pathan: Taab, Daba, Sabun ty Toliya..!

Molvi Pathan Se

Pathan Namaz Seekhny

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.

Molvi sab: Sana ati hai?

Pathan: sharmate hue
G Nh!Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.)

Pathan Namaz Seekhny

Pathan Mayyat k sath

Pathan Mayyat k sath bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathan Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA ki JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga,,

Pathan Mayyat k sath

Pathan ko BMW meli

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy

Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi

Pathan: Oye BMW ka matlab hai.

Bohat Mota Wife

Pathan ko BMW meli

Pathan ko tang Kare ga

Pathan ko koi mobile pe tung karta tha.

Pathan ne new SIM khareed kar usay msg kia,

Mene woh sim band kar dia hai. Ab tera baap bhi

mujhe tung nai kar saktha,,,,

Pathan ko tang Kare ga

Pathan Doctor k pass

Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya

Doctor k pass gaya

Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga

Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy

Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy

Outgoing bilkul free
hy

Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy

Pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta

Jitna load karoo sab khatam.

Pathan Doctor k pass

Pathan Pilot Bane ga

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga,,,

Pathan Pilot Bane ga

Pathan Qabristan Men

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.

Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai

Pathan Qabristan Men

Pathan Ka Tota

Aik Pathan apne kaandhay pe aik  Tota bitha kar ja rha tha,

rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,

bhai ye konsa janwar hy,

Tota bola ”
Pathan hai salaa

Pathan Ka Tota

Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai,,,,

Google Khan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan

Amrican Vs Pathan

Amrican: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

Amrican: Dog is Better than U

bcz it Swims

Pathan: Can U Swim?

Amrican: Yes

Pathan: whats the Diffrence between You & Dog.

GEO Khan

Amrican Vs Pathan