Usay to Torna Ata Tha

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Usay To Torna Ata Tha usny Tor dia..

Woh janta hi dil ki Ehm iat Kia Ha. .

Usay to Torna Ata Tha

Dard

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درد

جدائی

تنہائی

تاریکی

خوف

خفا نیندیں

اب یہ میرا سرمایہ ہیں

تم خود سوچو !

یہ کم ہیں کیا؟

اک پوری عمر بتانے کو

یا جیتے جی مر جانے کو _

Dard

Urdu poetry

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Urdu poetry

Nakhre

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Nakhre

Jism

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Jism

Pathan: Ajj Main

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Pathan: Ajj Main

Pathan Cinema Main

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Pathan Cinema Main

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Sardar Climbed a Tree

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?”

Sardar: “Apple Khane”

Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree”

Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”

Sardar Climbed a Tree

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar on Train Tack

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Sardar and Police man

1 Pathan

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

1 Pathan

Teacher To Pathan

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Teacher To Pathan

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Two Sardars