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Saturday, 8 February 2014


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*… Uski Justuju, Uska Intezar Aur Akela pan…..!!!


*… Thak kar Muskura Deti Hun, Jab Roya Nahi  Jata,



Uski Justuju

Mere Dil Se


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Mery Dil se khel to rahy hooo.


Par zara Dehaaan se.


Tota howa hai.

Kahin Lag na jaye… :)



Mere Dil Se

Kisi ko kuch dena hai to


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“kisi ko kuch dena hy to usy acha Waqt Aur Dua do,


Q k ap her cheez wapis ly sakty ho magar kisi ko diya hwa acha waqt or dua wapis nai le sakte.



Kisi ko kuch dena hai to

Nahin Rehta Koi Shaks


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Nah¡ Rehta ko¡ Shaks Adho0ra k¡s¡ Cheez k Pechy,,


Waqat Guzar h¡ Jata hY, Kuch Paa Kr B, Kuch Kho Kr B..



Nahin Rehta Koi Shaks

Usay to Torna Ata Tha


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Usay To Torna Ata Tha usny Tor dia..


Woh janta hi dil ki Ehm iat Kia Ha. .



Usay to Torna Ata Tha

Dard


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درد

جدائی

تنہائی

تاریکی

خوف

خفا نیندیں

اب یہ میرا سرمایہ ہیں

تم خود سوچو !

یہ کم ہیں کیا؟

اک پوری عمر بتانے کو

یا جیتے جی مر جانے کو _



Dard

Urdu poetry


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Urdu poetry

Nakhre


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Nakhre

Jism

Wednesday, 5 February 2014


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Jism

Pathan: Ajj Main

Saturday, 1 February 2014

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty



Pathan: Ajj Main

Pathan Cinema Main

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata



Pathan Cinema Main

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name



Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai



Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Sardar Climbed a Tree

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?”


Sardar: “Apple Khane”


Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree”


Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”



Sardar Climbed a Tree

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!


Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?



Sardar on Train Tack
 

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