Celebrity Death Jokes

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Did you hear what Queen Elizabeth gave Fergie for her birthday?
A plane ticket to Paris and a mercedes

Did you hear what Dodi Al Fayed said to the chauffeur before thier
untimely death?
Hey. Wanna come for a ride with me and Di? (die)

Celebrity Death Jokes

Jackson vs. Jockey

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a jockey?

The jockey has a licence to ride 3 year olds.

Jackson vs. Jockey

Tonya Skating Again

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Tonya Harding donned her ice skates and competed again this week after five years. Asked why she is returning to competition after such a long layoff, Tonya said she just felt like taking another whack at it.

Tonya Skating Again

Rikki Lake

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Did you hear that they found K. D. Lang dead?

Yeah, they found her face down in Rikki Lake.

Rikki Lake

Santa Riddle

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Why is santa claus always so happy? He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Santa Riddle

Snoop Dog and Scooby Doo

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Q. What would happen to Snoop Dog, if he married Scooby Doo?

A. He would become Snoop Dog Doo.

Snoop Dog and Scooby Doo

Obi Wan's Sons

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If Obi Wan Had a Son, of what name would he bear it?

Obi Tu

If Obi Wan Had another Son, of what name would he bear it?

Obie Trice

Obi Wan's Sons

Der-ty night before Christmas

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Der next night vas ChristmasDer night is vas schtillDer stockings vas hungBy der chimney to fill.Der shildren vas snuggledAll up in der bedAnd mama in nightgownAnd I up ahead…Vas searchink around In der dark for der toysVe krept around kvietNot to make any noise.Und mudder vas carryingDer toys in her gownShowink her personFrom up her vaist down.Und ven she came nearDer crib of our boyOur youngest und sveetestOur pride und our choy…His eyes vide open As he peeked from his cot…Und seen everythink Dot his mudder has got!He didn’t even noticeDer toys in her lap…He chust asked,”For whom ist dot little fur cap?”Und mudder said “hush”Und she laughed mit delight…I tink I give datTo your father tonight!

Der-ty night before Christmas

Lone Ranger's Garbage

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage???

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Lone Ranger's Garbage

Popeye

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What does Popeye do when his favorite tool gets rusty?

He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Popeye

Why does Jeopordy use so much toilet paper

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The TV game show Jeopordy uses so much toilet paper because doo de doo doo
do de do do de do de doop do do do do doo.doo-doo.

Why does Jeopordy use so much toilet paper

Winnie the Pooh

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How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?

Stick your finger in his honey!

Winnie the Pooh

Star Trek vs. Toilet Paper

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What does Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in Common?

They both go aroung Uranus (your anus) looking for Cling-ons (Klingons).

Star Trek vs. Toilet Paper

Smurfs Make Love

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Do you know how ‘Smurfs’ make love?

They smuck!

Smurfs Make Love

Seven Dwarfs

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The seven dwarfs were in a hot tub and started feeling sleepy.

So he got the hell out!

Seven Dwarfs