Michael Jackson

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What do Micheal Jackson and Caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackers.

Michael Jackson

Dolly Parton

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How did Dolly Parton get two black eyes?

She went jogging without a bra on.

Dolly Parton

Michael Jackson joke

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What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!

Michael Jackson joke

Michael Jackson and Burger King

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What do Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common?

They both stick their meat between 12 year old buns!

Michael Jackson and Burger King

Kennedy, Bono and???

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Investigating the two skiing deaths that occurred so closely to each other, authorities found this note:StoP tHE LogGInG oR WE WilL coNTinUE To KiLL OnE CelEBriTy EaCH WeEK!!!

Kennedy, Bono and???

Pilsbury Doughboy

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What do you see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Pilsbury Doughboy

Dyslexic Satan Worshiper

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Did you ever hear about the dyslexic Satan worshiper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Dyslexic Satan Worshiper

Micheal Jackson

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What are the three things that micheal jackson and a carrier bag have in common?
1. they are both made of plastic

2.they are both white

and 3. they are both dangerous when left with children.

Micheal Jackson

God

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A little boy went up to his father and asked,
Dad is god a boy or a girl?

Both son both

Then the little boy asked dad is god black or white?

Both son both.

Ten minutes later the boy came down stairs and asked

Dad is Micheal Jackson God?

God

stupid

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yo mama soooo poor she went to the dollar tree and put a $0.99,5 pack of gum on lay-a-way.

stupid

Mercedes SLK vs. Madonna

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What is the difference between Mercedes SLK coupe and Madonna?

They both drop their tops frequently but Mercedes does it more elegantly!

Mercedes SLK vs. Madonna

Priest and Christmas

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?Their balls are for decoration

Priest and Christmas

3 Blonde Jokes

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Do you want to hear 3 blond jokes?

Then listen to Hanson.

3 Blonde Jokes

boyz 2 men

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why did Micheal Jackson call boys 2 men?

because he thought it was a delivery service

boyz 2 men

Sonny Bono

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What did the tree say when sonny bono hit it?

I GOT YOU BABE!!!!!!

Sonny Bono