The soul cannot think without a picture.
(Aristotle)
The soul
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To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill.
(Aristotle)
Whatever we learn to do, we learn by actually doing it; men come to be builders, for instance, by building, and harp players by playing the harp. In the same way, by doing just acts we come to be just; by doing self-controlled acts, we come to be self-controlled; and by doing brave acts, we become brave.
(Aristotle)
Badsoorat Wife:
Apne Husbnd Se
Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy
Husband:
1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,
Phr
Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.
Wife: Suniye Plz Ap meri tarf m0un kr k soye mujhe dr lag raha hai..:/
Husband: Tay ma pavein dar dar k mar javan
Agar kisi ko kisi se pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye…
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA…
Wife
BV
aur
Begum
main kiya
Faraq hai.?
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“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”;)
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“Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki trh 1 he Musibat k 3 Alag Alag naam hain”
Nayi nayi shadi thi, naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha sunne ko dulhan se gaana.
Dulhan thoda sharmayi, phir shuru kiya gaana.
Bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhana.
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What is a GirlFriend?
Addition of Problems
Subtraction of MOney
Division of friends
Multiplication of Heartache
Fred: My little brother is a real pain.
Harry: Things could be worse.
Fred: How?
Harry: He could be a twin.
a little boy and girl were playing one day when the little boy opens his pants and says,bet you dont have one of these!The little girl lifts her skirt,looks down,begins to cry then runs home to her mother.The next day,the little girl approaches the boy,lifts her skirt and with a big grin states:My mommy told me with one of these i can get all of those i want!
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.