Bar jokes

Two guys walk into a bar the third one dunked

Bar jokes

Old Person

yo mamma is so old she has a social seceritey number of 0

Old Person

Good people are like street lights along the roads

Good People Are Like Street Lights Along The Roads.

They Don’t Make The Distance Short But They Light Up The Path

&

Make the Walk

EASY & SAFE.

Good people are like street lights along the roads

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

(Aristotle)

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children

Most important relationship

Most important relationship we can all have is the one you have with yourself, the most important journey you can take is one of self-discovery. To know yourself, you must spend time with yourself, you must not be afraid to be alone. Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

(Aristotle)

Most important relationship

Most folks are about as...

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
(Abraham Lincoln)

Most folks are about as...

Always bear in mind that

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
(Abraham Lincoln)

Always bear in mind that

And in the end..

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
(Abraham Lincoln)

And in the end..

Money has never made man happy

Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.
(Benjamin Franklin)

Money has never made man happy

A man should look for

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.

(Albert Einstein)

A man should look for

Money will do everything

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
(Benjamin Franklin)

Money will do everything

Live in Peace

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees.
(Benjamin Franklin)

Live in Peace

The most beautiful thing

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

(Albert Einstein)

The most beautiful thing

Fear of death

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no risk of accident for someone who’s dead.

(Albert Einstein)

Fear of death

Whatever begun in anger

Whatever begun in anger ends in shame.
(Benjamin Franklin)

Whatever begun in anger