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GirlFriend

What is a GirlFriend?

Addition of Problems
Subtraction of MOney
Division of friends
Multiplication of Heartache

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My little brother is a real pain.

Fred: My little brother is a real pain.
Harry: Things could be worse.
Fred: How?
Harry: He could be a twin.

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Proud little girl

a little boy and girl were playing one day when the little boy opens his pants and says,bet you dont have one of these!The little girl lifts her skirt,looks down,begins to cry then runs home to her mother.The next day,the little girl approaches the boy,lifts her skirt and with a big grin states:My mommy told me with one of these i can get all of those i want!

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A quote on marriage

Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.

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A quote on marriage

A quote on marriage

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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A quote on marriage

A quote on marriage

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

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A quote on marriage

Nudy who

there was a lady

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Flowers

A husband buys his wife flowers for for the first time in their married life, and she is so excited she grabs him by the hand, pulls him up the stairs, strips lies on the bed with her legs wide open, and says darling this is for the flowers. and he replies dont be silly you must have a vase somewhere!

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A quote on marriage

May you never leave your marriage alive.

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A quote on marriage

Both Speak

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis and Christine

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A quote on marriage

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

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A quote on marriage

A quote on marriage

The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

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A quote on marriage

Pack for Fishing Trip

A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told
her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and
some guys from work were going fishing for the weekend. “Pack
some clothes, get out my fishing poles and tackle box, and don’t
forget my blue silk pajamas,” he explained to her. The wife
agreed and when he got home he picked up his stuff and said
goodbye.

Sunday night the man returned home and his wife asked, “How was
your fishing trip?” The man responded, “It was great but you
forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas!” “No I didn’t,” she
replied, “I put them in your tackle box!”

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What is SWF?

What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?

Sneaking While Married

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What is SWF?