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Just Lays There

Monday, 12 May 2014

A guy walks into a bar, and sees his best friend sitting there, getting drunk.
When he asks what the problem is, the friend says “When I make love to my wife, she just lays there. I’ve tried everything, but she doesn’t moan, doesn’t scream, doesn’t even move”


The guy pats his friend on the back and says “Yeah, she does that with me, too.”



Just Lays There
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