TEACHER:
Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti?
STUDENT:
FIRE BRIGADE.
Techar:
Q?
Studnt:
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lgana hy bhujana nahi
via Student Urdu Jokes.
College Urdu Jokes
Doctor Jokes
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.
Doctor Jokes
Bar And Drinking Jokes
Ek afeemi (doosrey se.. Yaar har maheeney naya chand nikalta hey, najaney purana chaand kahan chala jaata hey? Doosra afeemi: Tumhein itna bhee nahi pata? Puraney chaand ko udhaeir ker tarey banaey jatey hein
Bar And Drinking Jokes
Teacher Jokes
Sunday, 22 December 2013
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
via Jokes in English for the ESL/EFL Classroom – Short Jokes (I-TESL-J).
Teacher Jokes
Kids And Family Jokes
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!
via: family & kids jokes.
Kids And Family Jokes
Teacher Jokes
An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: “Thank god I am not a gynecologist.”
Teacher Jokes
Politics Jokes
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians.
A Congress man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m the local MP and I hope you’ll vote for me in the next General Elections.”
She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”
Politics Jokes
Teacher Jokes
Two student were chatting:
First: Do you know what is snake’s favorite subject?
second:, no, you tell.
first: Hisssstory!!!
Teacher Jokes
Kids And Family Jokes
What is a ghost’s favourite food?
BOOberries!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Where did the cow want to go for his birthday?
The MOOvies!
Kids And Family Jokes
Kids And Family Jokes
Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?
A: In a barking lot.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and Skunk?
A: ‘Winnie the Pehew’
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut!
via merovence: family & kids jokes.
Kids And Family Jokes
New Year jokes
To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
via Happy New Year’s jokes ring in 2013 with a laugh – Providence Pop Culture | Examiner.com.
New Year jokes
News and Politics Jokes
A newly appointed health minister of a northern state whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official visit to the largest hospital in the capital.
The Director of Medical Services took the minister round the operating theaters and general wards till they came to the women patients’ section.
‘This, sir, is the labour ward,’ explained the director.
The minister stopped in his tracks and said firmly, ‘I will not visit this ward. Don’t you know we have a labour minister in the government? I must not trespass into his domain.’
News and Politics Jokes
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