Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!
via: family & kids jokes.
Kids And Family Jokes
No comments:
Post a Comment