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Sunday, 22 December 2013

Husband texts to wife on cell..


“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”


Wife: I’m dying..!


Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”


Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”


Husband: “Bloody English Language!


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