Keh Do Gham-E- Husain Manany Walon Ko
Momin Kbhi Shaheed Ka Matam Nhi Krte
Hy Ishq Apni Jan Se Zyada Aal-E-Rasol Se
Yun Sar-E-Aam Hum Unka Tamasha Nai Krty
Roein Wo Jo Munkir Hain Shahadat-E-HUSSAIN K
Hum Zinda-O-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kertay
A Culinary Adventure
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
—Henny Youngman
via Marriage Jokes – A Culinary Adventure Joke | Reader’s Digest.
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
via Idiot jokes.
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!
via Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english).
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!”
via Best marriage jokes – Unijokes.com.
Teacher : if you want to make your character good, then say all woman ‘Mother’.
Student: well that will make my character good, but what about my Father ??
A harried man runs into his physician’s office. “Doctor! Doctor! My wife’s in labor! But she keeps screaming, ‘Shouldn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t, can’t!’”
“Oh, that’s okay,” says the doctor. “She’s just having contractions.”
via Doctor Jokes – English Professor Joke
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
via: Funny College Jokes
What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party?
They’re both out looking for a tight seal.
via Beer Jokes | Bar Jokes | Bartender Jokes.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
via language agnostic – What is your best programmer joke? – Stack Overflow.
Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?”
Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.”
Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?”
Blonde: “No, but I figure it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing.”
via Blonde Jokes | Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor.
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: “Ah, he’s not that friendly. That’s his bowl you’re using.
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. “I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
via Squigly’s Christmas Jokes and Riddles.
Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up, he will know the value of things, not the price.
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