Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. “I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
via Squigly’s Christmas Jokes and Riddles.
Christmas Jokes
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