Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary to enjoy success.
Abdul Kalaam
Albert EinStien
“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.”
Albert EinStien
Albert EinStien
“…one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one’s own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.”
Albert EinStien
Abdul Kalaam
All of us do not have equal talent. But, all of us have an equal opportunity to develop our talents.
Abdul Kalaam
Albert EinStien
“One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year.”
Albert EinStien
Adbul Kalaam
I’m not a handsome guy, but I can give my hand to someone who needs help. Beauty is in the heart, not in the face.
Adbul Kalaam
Albert EinStien
The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking…the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.”
Albert EinStien
Albert EinStien
“Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.”
Albert EinStien
Albert EinStien
“Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.”
Albert EinStien
Albert EinStien
“A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.”
Albert EinStien
Albert EinStien
“Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.”
Albert EinStien
Albert EinStien
“He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.”
Albert EinStien
Abdul Kalaam
Look at the sky. We are not alone. The whole universe is friendly to us and conspires only to give the best to those who dream and work.
Abdul Kalaam
Albert EinStien
“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”
Albert EinStien
Naye Saal Aaye
Saturday, 28 December 2013
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka kismat
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
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Naye Saal Aaye
Yado Ki Dhoop
yado ki dhoop jali,tamnnao ke sawan ke bad
phir vo chand dikha,rat dhal jane ke bad
main to sapno pe sapne sajata raha mager
naya saal aagya unke pallu jhatkarne ke bad
Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai*
Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai*
Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko*
★2013★ beet gaya Aap ke ☆SMS☆ k intezar mai
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Yado Ki Dhoop
Phool Khilenge
Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me Khubsurti Nazar aayegi
Beete Saal Ki Khatti Meethi Yaade Sung Reh Jaayegi
Aao Milkar Jashn Manaye Naye Saal Ka Hansi Khushi Se
Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subha Khushiyan Anginat Laayegi
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Phool Khilenge
New Year CARD
New Year CARD
*..* Dil ko *..* *.Dharkan Se.* *..* Pehle *..* *..*Dost ko*._.* *..*Dosti Se*._.* *..* Pehle *..* Pyar ko Mahobat Se Pehly *..*Khushi *..* *._.*Ko Gam*._.* *._.*Se Pehle*._.* *..* Aur *..*
Apko Network Band Hony Se Pahly…
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New Year CARD
Bith Gaya Jo
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jay’ye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagay’ye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jhukake,
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
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Bith Gaya Jo
Sabke Dilo Main
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2014 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
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Sabke Dilo Main
I am Sorry
I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz…
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2013
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I am Sorry
Lamha Lamha
Lamha lamha waqt guzarta jayega
chand lamhoo bad naya saal aa jayega
hum se naye saal ki badhai abhi se la lo
warna bazi koi aur mar lejayega….
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Lamha Lamha
Beet Gaya Jo
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
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Beet Gaya Jo
2013 Sabse ho raha hai
2013 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahi hai Kudrat ka dastur,
Purani Yade sochkar udaas na hona tum, Naya Saal aaya hai.. Dhoom Machale Dhoom. Enjoy New Year!
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2013 Sabse ho raha hai
Is New Year
Is New Year mai, Lumha Bhar ki jo Rafaqat mil jae Mujh ko*
Mai apne Subah Shaam Tere Naam ker doon*
Ager Tuu mil jaye Buzm-e-History mai*
Mai apni Zindgi ki haseen Shaam Tere Naam ker doon…
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Is New Year
Jata Howa Decembe
Friday, 27 December 2013
Jata howa december
Ye keh raha hai tum se.
Ruthay ko tum mana lo.
Hans k galay laga lo.
Or keh do,
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Jata Howa Decembe
Koi dukh na ho
Koi dukh na ho koi gham na ho
Koi aankh kabi nam na ho
Koi dil kisi ka tory na
Koi sath kisi ka chory na
Bus pyar ka darya behta ho
KaSH
2014 esa ho.
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Koi dukh na ho
Sochta Hun
Thursday, 26 December 2013
Sochta Hun is Naye Saal Ki Khu
Sochta Hun is Naye Saal Ki Khushi Mein
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du.
Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du
Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…?
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Sochta Hun
Kia Bharosa
Kia Bharosa
Mobile Ka
Battery ka
Charger Ka
Network Ka
Balance Ka
Life ka
Time Ka
Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
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Kia Bharosa
Naya saal aaye
Naya saal aaye banke ujala
Khul jaye aap ki kissmat ka tala
Hamesha aap per rahe meherban upar wala
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Naya saal aaye
Ek Jakkas New Year
Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year
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Ek Jakkas New Year
Naye Saal mein
Iss Naye Saal mein..
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar
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Naye Saal mein
Zara Si Dair
Zara Si Dair K Liye DECEMBER
K Chand Ki Chandi Me Bethain
Wasi
Ye Fursatein Hamein Shayad
Aglay Saal Na Milein..
ENJOY LAST NIGHT OF
DECEMBER 2013.
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Zara Si Dair
Is New Year Main
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil
jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.
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Is New Year Main
Meri dua hai
Meri dua hai k aap anay waly saal 2014 k 12 mahiny khush raho.
53 hafty muskuraty raho.
365 din aap per Allah mehrban rahy.
8760 ghanty qismat ap ka sath dy.
525600 mintus kamyabi ap k qadam chomy.
or
31536000
Seconds meri duain aap k sath rahain.
Ameen.
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Meri dua hai
Khuda kare
Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye
Din ka ujala shaan ban k aaye
Kabhi na dur ho aapke chehre se muskurahat
Naya saal aisa mehmaan banke aaye.
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Khuda kare
Hazaron Duaon
Hazaron Duaon
Beshumar Wafaon
An-Ginat Mohabaton
Be-Panah Chahaton
or
Khushion k La-Zawal Khazane K Sath Aapko
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Hazaron Duaon
Sabke Dilo Mein
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aane wala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2014 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
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Sabke Dilo Mein
Before The Golden
Before the golden sun sets,
2013′s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2014 every moment is enjoyed
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Before The Golden
Faraz Jokes & SMS
Wednesday, 25 December 2013
Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…
.
.
.
Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to “Gaaye Mandi” hai.
Faraz Jokes & SMS
Faraz SMS Messages & Funny Faraz Urdu
Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,
A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->
Faraz SMS Messages & Funny Faraz Urdu
College Jokes
perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai
College Jokes
College Urdu Jokes
TEACHER:
Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti?
STUDENT:
FIRE BRIGADE.
Techar:
Q?
Studnt:
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lgana hy bhujana nahi
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College Urdu Jokes
Doctor Jokes
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.
Doctor Jokes
Bar And Drinking Jokes
Ek afeemi (doosrey se.. Yaar har maheeney naya chand nikalta hey, najaney purana chaand kahan chala jaata hey? Doosra afeemi: Tumhein itna bhee nahi pata? Puraney chaand ko udhaeir ker tarey banaey jatey hein
Bar And Drinking Jokes
Teacher Jokes
Sunday, 22 December 2013
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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Teacher Jokes
Kids And Family Jokes
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!
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Kids And Family Jokes
Teacher Jokes
An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: “Thank god I am not a gynecologist.”
Teacher Jokes
Politics Jokes
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians.
A Congress man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m the local MP and I hope you’ll vote for me in the next General Elections.”
She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”
Politics Jokes
Teacher Jokes
Two student were chatting:
First: Do you know what is snake’s favorite subject?
second:, no, you tell.
first: Hisssstory!!!
Teacher Jokes
Kids And Family Jokes
What is a ghost’s favourite food?
BOOberries!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Where did the cow want to go for his birthday?
The MOOvies!
Kids And Family Jokes
Kids And Family Jokes
Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?
A: In a barking lot.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and Skunk?
A: ‘Winnie the Pehew’
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut!
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Kids And Family Jokes
New Year jokes
To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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New Year jokes
News and Politics Jokes
A newly appointed health minister of a northern state whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official visit to the largest hospital in the capital.
The Director of Medical Services took the minister round the operating theaters and general wards till they came to the women patients’ section.
‘This, sir, is the labour ward,’ explained the director.
The minister stopped in his tracks and said firmly, ‘I will not visit this ward. Don’t you know we have a labour minister in the government? I must not trespass into his domain.’
News and Politics Jokes
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Teri Nigah Mein Hai Maujazat Ki Dunya
Merinigah Mein Hai Hadsaat Ki Dunya
Takhiyulat Ki Dunya Ghareeb Hai, Lekin
Ghareeb Tar Hai Hayat-o-Mumat Ki Dunya
Ajab Nahin Ke Badal De Isse Nigah Teri
Bula Rahi Hai Tujhe Mumkinat Ki Dunya
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Political Jokes
First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.”
Janet responded. “Just because I am considered ugly, doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.”
Hillary asks, “Well how do you deal with the problem?”
Janet: “Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can.”
Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, “Is that you Janet?.”
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Political Jokes
Kids And Family Jokes
Q: Where do ants eat?
A: At a restaur-ant.
Q: What bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin.
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
A: “Ouch”!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Kids And Family Jokes
Marriage Jokes
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? ‘Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She answers, “Your horse called.
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Marriage Jokes
Wife Jokes`
Boss hangs a poster in Office
“I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET”
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
“Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home.”
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Wife Jokes`
Amir Khusro
Man kunto Maula
Fa Ali-un Maula
Dara dil-e dara dil-e dar-e daani
Hum tum tanana nana
Nana nana ray
Yalali yalali yala
Yala yala ray…
~ By Amir Khusro
Amir Khusro
New Years Jokes
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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New Years Jokes
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Farigh To Na Bethy Ga Mehshar Mein Janoo’n Mera,
Ya Apna Girebaan Chaak, Ya Daaman-E-Yazdaa’n Chaak.
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Idiots Jokes
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there’s a man standing there. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “Can you give me a push?” “No, get lost. It’s half past three and I was in bed,” says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, “That wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”
“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.” So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?”
And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please.”
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?” The drunk replies, “Over here, on the swing.”
Idiots Jokes
Hazrat Bulleh Shah
Gal Ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Phar nukta, chodd hisaabaan nu, kar duur kufar diyaan baabaan nu.
Laah dozakh gor azaabaan nu, kar saaf dile diyaan khavaabaan nu.
Gal aise ghar vich dhukkdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Aiven mattha zimeen ghasaida, lamma pa mahiraab dikhaida.
Padh kalma lok hasaida, dil andar samajh na liaaida.
Kadi baat sacchi vi lukdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Kaee haaji ban ban aaye ji, gal neele jaame paaye ji,
Haj baich takey le khaaye ji, bhala eh gal kinnu bhaaye ji.
Kadey baat sacchi vi lukdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Ik jangal bahireen jaande ni, ik daana roz le khaande ni.
Besamajh vajood thakkaande ni, ghar aavan ho ke maande ni.
Aiven chilliyaan vich jind sukhdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Phadd murshad aabad khudai ho, vich masti beparvaahi ho,
Be khaahash be navaai ho, vich dil de khoob safai ho.
Bulla baat sacchi kadon rukdi eh, gal ik nukte vich mukdi eh.
Hazrat Bulleh Shah
Kids And Family Jokes
Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer’s day?
A: A mice cream cone.
Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant.
Q: What’s even bigger than that?
A: A gi-ant!
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Kids And Family Jokes
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Dayar-E-Ishk Mein Apna Maqam Paida Kar
Naya Zamana Naye Subuh Sham Paida Kar
Khuda Agar Dil-E-Fitrat Shinas De Tujh Ko
Sakood E Lalov Gul Se Kalam Paida Kar
Baad E Mukhalif Se Na Na Ghabra Tu Aey Uqaab
Yeh To Chalti Hain Tujhe Uncha Udhaane Keliye
Mauj E Sar Sar Se Daraata Hai Usse Tu Bekaar
Bujh Chuka Hai Jo Naseeb E Sehri Se Sow Baar
Mera Tareen Ameeri Nahi Faqeeri Hai
Khudi Na Bech Ghareebi Mein Naam Paida Kar
Nahi Mera Nishewant Kasr E Sultani Ke Pat Par
Tu Shahi Hai Basera Kar Pahadon Ki Chatanon P
Khuda Tujhe Kisi Toofan Se Aashina Kar De
Kih Tere Behr Ki Mojon Mein Iztaraab De
Tujhe Kitaab Se Gin Nahi Karar Kih Tu
Kitaab Khawh Hai Saahib E Kitaab Mein
Khudi Ko Kar Buland Itna Kih Har Taqdeer Se Pehle
Khuda Bande Se Khud Pooche Bata Teri Raza Kya Hai
Allama Iqbal Poetry
News and Politics Jokes
Jawaharlal Nehru proved that a rich man can become the country’s Prime Minister;
Lal Bahadur Shastri proved that a poor man can become the Prime Minister;
Indira Gandhi proved that a woman can become the Prime Minister;
Morarji Desai proved that an old man can become the Prime Minister;
Rajiv Gandhi proved that a young man can become the Prime Minister;
I.K. Gujral proved that a gentleman can become the Prime Minister;
Deve Gowda proved just about anybody can become the Prime Minister;
Manmohan Singh has proved that India does not need a Prime Minister!
News and Politics Jokes
New Years Jokes
Q: What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
A: I haven’t seen you for a year!
Q: What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year?
A: He gave up thinking.
Q: What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
A: The ice falls out of your drinks!
via New Years Jokes – New Years Eve Jokes.
New Years Jokes
Wife Jokes
True saying….
Women never dress up to impress man,
She dress up to irritate other women.
via Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english).
Wife Jokes
Teacher Jokes
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..
Teacher Jokes
New Years Jokes
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request.
“Why do you want two tattoos there?”
So she says “Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years.”
via New Years Jokes – New Years Eve Jokes.
New Years Jokes
Amir Khusro
Khabaram raseed imshab ki nigaar khuahi aamad;
Sar-e man fidaa-e raah-e ki sawaar khuahi aamad.
Ham-e aahwan-e sehra sar-e khud nihada bar kaf;
Ba-umeed aanki rozi bashikaar khuahi aamad.
Kashishi ki ishq daarad naguzaradat badinsaa;
Ba-janazah gar nayai ba-mazaar khuahi aamad.
Balabam raseed jaanam fabiya ki zindah maanam;
Pas azan ki man na-maanam bacha kar khuahi aaamad.
Amir Khusro
Idiot jokes
Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience
via Idiot jokes.
Idiot jokes
Amir Khusro
Nami danam chi manzil bood shab jaay ki man boodam;
Baharsu raqs-e bismil bood shab jaay ki man boodam.
Pari paikar nigaar-e sarw qadde laala rukhsare;
Sarapa aafat-e dil bood shab jaay ki man boodam.
Khuda khud meer-e majlis bood andar laamakan Khusrau;
Muhammad shamm-e mehfil bood shab jaay ki man boodam.
By : Amir Khusro
Amir Khusro
Wife Jokes
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I’m under house arrest, by Wife
Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife
CEO: I’m the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife
Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife
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Wife Jokes
Idiot jokes
A young lawyer who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home totally elated.
“Dad, listen, you aren’t going to believe this,” he said to his father. “I’ve finally settled that old Whitmore suit.”
“Settled it!” bellowed his father. “You bumbling idiot! We’ve been living off of that money for over five years now!”
via Idiot jokes.
Idiot jokes
Wife Jokes
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!
via Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english) – Page 2 of 12.
Wife Jokes
News and Politics Jokes
Singing hymns and praying for peace and luck, thousands of Buddhists greeted a holy tooth believed to have belonged to Buddha when it arrived in Taiwan.
Monks in saffron robes escorted the tooth, encased in a miniature golden pagoda, off a flight from India. Dozens of women prostated themselves and spread their long hair over a red carpet. Others knelt in rows, clasping their hands in front to express their reverence. Buddhists say the tooth brings blessings for those who live where it is housed and keeps them from disaster.
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News and Politics Jokes
News and Politics Jokes
Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association’s membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan being developed by President Obama’s team, with varying thoughts and recommendations.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to totally wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, while the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say “No!”
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington!
News and Politics Jokes
Amir Khusro
Kafir-e-ishqam musalmani mara darkaar neest
Har rag-e mun taar gashta hajat-e zunnaar neest;
Az sar-e baaleen-e mun bar khez ay naadaan tabeeb
Dard mand-e ishq ra daroo bajuz deedaar neest;
Nakhuda dar kashti-e maagar nabashad go mubaash
Makhuda daareem mara nakhuda darkaar neest;
Khalq mi goyad ki Khusrau but parasti mi kunad
Aarey aarey mi kunam ba khalq mara kaar neest.
Amir Khusro
Amir Khusro
Khabaram raseed imshab ki nigaar khuahi aamad;
Sar-e man fidaa-e raah-e ki sawaar khuahi aamad.
Ham-e aahwan-e sehra sar-e khud nihada bar kaf;
Ba-umeed aanki rozi bashikaar khuahi aamad.
Kashishi ki ishq daarad naguzaradat badinsaa;
Ba-janazah gar nayai ba-mazaar khuahi aamad.
Balabam raseed jaanam fabiya ki zindah maanam;
Pas azan ki man na-maanam bacha kar khuahi aaamad.
Amir Khusro
Idiot Jokes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
“Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!”
via Idiots Jokes – AJokeADay.com – Jokes… Jokes… Jokes… Jokes… Jokes….
Idiot Jokes
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Keh Do Gham-E- Husain Manany Walon Ko
Momin Kbhi Shaheed Ka Matam Nhi Krte
Hy Ishq Apni Jan Se Zyada Aal-E-Rasol Se
Yun Sar-E-Aam Hum Unka Tamasha Nai Krty
Roein Wo Jo Munkir Hain Shahadat-E-HUSSAIN K
Hum Zinda-O-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kertay
Allama Iqbal Poetry
Marriage Jokes
A Culinary Adventure
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
—Henny Youngman
via Marriage Jokes – A Culinary Adventure Joke | Reader’s Digest.
Marriage Jokes
Idiot jokes
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
via Idiot jokes.
Idiot jokes
Wife Jokes
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!
via Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english).
Wife Jokes
Best marriage jokes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!”
via Best marriage jokes – Unijokes.com.
Best marriage jokes
Teacher Jokes
Teacher : if you want to make your character good, then say all woman ‘Mother’.
Student: well that will make my character good, but what about my Father ??
Teacher Jokes
English Professor
A harried man runs into his physician’s office. “Doctor! Doctor! My wife’s in labor! But she keeps screaming, ‘Shouldn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t, can’t!’”
“Oh, that’s okay,” says the doctor. “She’s just having contractions.”
via Doctor Jokes – English Professor Joke
English Professor
India is nation and Dadar is station
India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!
India is nation and Dadar is station
Q. How many law professors
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
via: Funny College Jokes
Q. How many law professors
Beer Jokes | Bar Jokes |
What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party?
They’re both out looking for a tight seal.
via Beer Jokes | Bar Jokes | Bartender Jokes.
Beer Jokes | Bar Jokes |
Computer Jokes
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
via language agnostic – What is your best programmer joke? – Stack Overflow.
Computer Jokes
Blonde Jokes | Really Funny Clean Jokes
Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?”
Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.”
Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?”
Blonde: “No, but I figure it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing.”
via Blonde Jokes | Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor.
Blonde Jokes | Really Funny Clean Jokes
HolidaY Jokes
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: “Ah, he’s not that friendly. That’s his bowl you’re using.
HolidaY Jokes
Christmas Jokes
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. “I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
via Squigly’s Christmas Jokes and Riddles.
Christmas Jokes
Do Not Educate You Child
Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up, he will know the value of things, not the price.
Think
Do Not Educate You Child
Funny Doctor Jokes
‘Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade’
‘Dont panic, i’m coming immediately, have you done anything yet?’
‘Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor.’
via Funny Doctor Jokes – Free Funny Jokes.
Funny Doctor Jokes
Doctor helps prisoner escape!
A prisoner who is desperate to get out of jail has been teaming with his doctor and has been in & out of the hospital on some pretext of illness. He is now in one of such visits and very desperate to get out of jail permanently, tells the doctor, “Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!”
To which the doctor calmly replies, “I am – bit by bit”.
via Doctor helps prisoner escape!.
Doctor helps prisoner escape!
Christmas Jokes and Riddles
Q. What’s white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
A. Just long enough to reach the ground!
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
via Squigly’s Christmas Jokes and Riddles.
Christmas Jokes and Riddles
Really Funny Animal Jokes
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, “The only thing I smell is molasses.
Really Funny Animal Jokes
Clean Blonde Jokes!!!
A blond is telling her bff about her first time riding a horse. “So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped around it’s neck. I really thought I was going to die. It was so scarry” The bff said “Oh my God! How did you get it to stop?” Blond says “Oh this nice man just came up and he saved me” Bff “How did he stop it?” Blond “He unpluged it from the wall and it stopped. I thanked the man for saving my life and he just laughed – like it was no big deal” Bff “Really? It was a Walmart horse?”
Clean Blonde Jokes!!!
Entertainment Jokes
On 1st April many people play jokes on their friends and others by creating stories that are not true and hoping that people will believe them. The convention is that an April Fool’s Joke must be perpetrated before noon on 1st April. Here are three published by EnglishClub. Many people “fell” for these jokes (they believed them), as you can see from the comments. Other people realized the stories were not true but enjoyed them anyway. And some people were very, very angry.
Source: ESL Jokes for English Students
Entertainment Jokes
Doctor Jokes
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn’t remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER — GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
via Funny Jokes | English Patient Joke | Comedy Central.
Doctor Jokes
Funny Doctor Jokes
6. A man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up, he hasnt been feeling well all day and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the test results of the examination.
‘I’m afraid i have some bad news. Youre dying and you dont have much time,’ the doctor says.’Oh no, that’s terrible, how much time do i have?’ the man asks.’10…’ says the doctor.’10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?’ he asks desperately.’10….9…8….7….’
via Funny Doctor Jokes – Free Funny Jokes.
Funny Doctor Jokes
Animal Jokes
Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.
Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
A: Look at the orange mama laid.
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they’d break.
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.
via Animal Jokes – Animal Jokes.
Animal Jokes
A son is calling his mom
A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
via A son is calling his mom from college, and te… Funny College Jokes at JokeLoad.com.
A son is calling his mom
Christmas Jokes
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
via Christmas Jokes.
Christmas Jokes
Beer Jokes l Bar Jokes l
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The barman says, “sorry we don’t serve snails” and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says,”What did you do that for!?”
via Beer Jokes | Bar Jokes | Bartender Jokes.
Beer Jokes l Bar Jokes l
Bar Jokes - Funny Bar Jokes | Reader's Digest
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
via Bar Jokes – Funny Bar Jokes | Reader’s Digest.
Bar Jokes - Funny Bar Jokes | Reader's Digest
Holiday Jokes
A good direct mail marketing piece to deliver during the holidays? –A candy cane with your company logo printed on it. A bad piece direct mail marketing piece to deliver during the holidays? –A lump of coal with your company logo printed on it.
Holiday Jokes
Holiday Jokes
Why was Mr. Grinch awarded Salesperson of the Year even though he didn’t make the highest number of sales? -He sold an expensive networking platform to a guy who only had one desktop computer–only after accepting the guy’s desktop computer as a down payment.
Holiday Jokes
Computer Jokes
Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
A: An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
via language agnostic – What is your best programmer joke? – Stack Overflow.
Computer Jokes
21st CenturY Kids
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
1st kid: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…
via Funny Jokes / Short, Stupid, Love and English Jokes SMS.
21st CenturY Kids
Bar Jokes - Drinking Buddies Joke | Reader's Digest
Drinking Buddies
Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his barstool and lies motionless on the floor.
“One thing about Fred,” his buddy says to the bartender. “He knows when to stop.”
via Bar Jokes – Drinking Buddies Joke | Reader’s Digest.
Bar Jokes - Drinking Buddies Joke | Reader's Digest
Computer Jokes
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
via The Best Ever Computer Programmer Jokes.
Computer Jokes
Never Explain
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
Never Explain
One Machine
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Elbert Hubbard
One Machine
Father to Son
Sunday, 15 December 2013
Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna
Next Day
Father: Kiya bana result ka?
Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho, fail ho gaya hoon
Father to Son
Tarzan k Akhree Alfaz
Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?
Darakhto ki jholti shakho pr grees kis kambakht ny lagaya tha.
Tarzan k Akhree Alfaz
3 Dost
3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay
Pehla Dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.
Dosra Dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain
Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.
3 Dost
2 Dost 1 Makan
2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.
1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.
Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.
Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.
Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?
to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 12 sall hogay
2 Dost 1 Makan
True Love
True Love…
Boy: Mere pas Apne Dost Jesi Car to Nhi Pr TmhY Apni palkon pr bitha k Ghomaon Ga,
Mere pas us Jesi Bri kothi to nhi Pr tmhY apne Dil Me Jga Don Ga,
Mere Pas us jitne paise to Nhi
Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr k khelaon ga
Ab Btao Tumhe kia Chahiye
Girl: Tumharay Dost Ka Number kia hai
True Love
Q Mujh Ko Staty Ho
Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho.
Meri to rooh tak kanp gai ye bat sun kar
k tum bartan dhony waly sabun se nahaty ho
Q Mujh Ko Staty Ho
Admi Malik Makan Say
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan’ To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
Admi Malik Makan Say
VEER Jahan Bhi Msg
“veer
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
“wanted”
Ek baar jo mene “SmS” KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne “balance” ki bhi nhi sochta.. “dabbang” hum tumhare mobile me itne SmS krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre.”ready”duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself..”body guard” mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA…
VEER Jahan Bhi Msg
Dil Or Duniya
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
K
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
O rIs Dil
Me SIRF
Aap Ki
“BHABI g” Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
Dil Or Duniya
Couple Date
Thursday, 12 December 2013
Ek couple date pe tha,
Dad ne dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := “par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga “
Couple Date
3 Aalsi Kamchor
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kharhe the
namak kam lga….
1 bola “Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega…
.
Sb baithe rahe…
.
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye…
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola “Oye me zinda hu”
Baki dono bole “Chal beta namak le k aa:)
3 Aalsi Kamchor
pathan: yaar mere liye
Wednesday, 11 December 2013
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
pathan: yaar mere liye
Do you Love me
Monday, 9 December 2013
Ek bikhari ek ladki ko prapose karta hai
Do you love
Ladki: sakal dekhi hai apnee Isse accha toh main mar jaungi.
.
.
.
Bikhari: kamini mar jayegi Par kisi gareeb ke kaam nahi ayegi
Do you Love me
You're in Love
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
Dr. Seuss
You're in Love
You've Gotta
“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.”
William W. Purkey
You've Gotta
i Am Selfish
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
Marilyn Monroe
i Am Selfish
Kaisa Dard Diya
Kaisa Dard Diya Hai Jina Mushkil Kiya Hai
Dil Mein Rehke Dil Se Kaisa Badala Liya Hai
Pyar Se Nata Toda Sawan Mein Rota Choda
Sanam Bewafa Wo Sanam Bewafa
Kaisa Dard Diya
Joke
A wealthy Italian business man and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce!”
“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts. But…. The decision is all yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Tony?” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” she replies
Joke
1wish
1wish
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th
birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared
and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she
would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The
fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was
the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, “Well
via 1wish | enstructiveenstructive – A big collection of jokes..
1wish
I Love You
Wife: I Love You
Husband: I Love you too
Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world.
Husband: *whispers in ears* I love you
Wife: Why’d you whisper it to me?
Husband: Because you are my world.
I Love You
Ghazal
Mere hamsafar, mere saayeba’n,
Meri zindagi, mera kul jahan,
Hain raah hayaat ke silsley,
Kabhi furqtain, kabhi faasley,
Rahen tere sath rawaa’n dawaa’n,
Mere karwaan, mere kaafley,
Tu hi ru’bru, tu hi hai nihaa’n,
Mere hamsafar, mere saayeba’n,
Teri mulaqaat ki khawhishen,
Teri aarzuu, teri chahtein,
Shab-o-roz teri justujuu,
Tujhe dhoondti phiroon ku’bkuu,
Tu mera yakeen, to kaheen gumaa’n,
Mere hamsafar, mere saayeba’n..
…
Ghazal
Ghazal
Teri aankhon kr isharon ki, bohat yad aayi,
Aaj pat-jharr mein, baharon ki bohat yad aayi,
Jab larkhraata hua nikla, kabhi mehkhaney se,
Teri baahon ke sahaaron ki, bohat yaad aayi,
Jab bhi ponchhe hain, haathön se ye aansu apne,
Teray daaman ke kinaron ki, bohat yaad aayi,
Aaj iss ujray huye sheher me, mohsin humko,
Apnay bichray huye yaaron ki, bohat yaad aayi..
via Ghazal Shayari, New Ghazal Shayari, Fresh Ghazal Shayari.
Ghazal
Dua Shayari
Toote hue dilon ki…Duaa mere saath hai,
Duniya teri taraf hai…Khuda mere saath hai.
Awaaz ghunghrooON ki…Nahin hai to kya hua
Saagar ke tootne ki…Sadaa mere saath hai
Tanhai kisko kehte hain…Mujhko pata nahin
Kya jaane kis hasin ki…Duaa mere saath hai
Paimana saamne hai to…Kuch gum nahin Nizaam
Ab dard-e-dil ki koi…Dava mere saath hai
Duniya teri taraf hai…Khuda mere saath hai
Toote hue dilon ki…Duaa mere saath hai
via Dua Shayari, New Dua Shayari, Fresh Dua Shayari.
Dua Shayari
The Football Game
A blonde and a brunette went to a football game. When it was over, the blonde said to the brunette, “Why in the world did those two teams fight over a lousy quarter?”” The brunette
via enstructive | A big collection of jokes.enstructive – A big collection of jokes..
The Football Game
i Can Fly
Three men were on top of the empire state building. The first man’s name was Clark the second man’s name was Joey and the thirds name was Jo Momma. Joey was drunk so Clark decided to play a little joke on him. Clark said,” Yo Joey if u jumped of this building tbe air would bring u rite back up!”” So Joey said
i Can Fly
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so poor, someone went into her house and stepped on a lighted match: and she said “Hey
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Yo Mama
Three Pieces Of String
Three pieces of string walked into a bar. The first piece of string went up to the bar and asked the barman “Can i have three pints of beer please?”” The barman replied “”No sorry mate
Three Pieces Of String
O.J.s Kids:)
There was a mother duck,a mother skunk,a baby duck,and a baby skunk.They all came up on a busy highway.The mothers decided it would be best if they went first.As they were crossing an 18 wheeler came through and made them road-kill.Then the baby duck started crying,so the baby skunk said,”Whats wrong?””The duck answered saying “”My momma died and i don’t know what I am
O.J.s Kids:)
Rasta Hi Naya Hai
Parveen Shakir Poetry
Rasta hi neya hai, na main anjaan bohat hoon,
Phir kuye’malaamat mein hoon, nadaan bohat hoon,
Ik umar jisey khawab ki manind hi dekha,
Chooney ko mila hai to pareshaan bohat hoon,
Mujh mein kabhi aahat ki tarah se koi aye,
Ik band gali ki tarah sunsaan bohat hoon,
Uljhen ke keyi baar abhi lafz se mafhoom,
Saada hai bohat woh, na main asaan bohat hoon…
Rasta Hi Naya Hai
Marne Se Bhi Pehle
Parveen Shakir Poetry
Marney se bhi pehle mar gaye they,
Jeeney se kuch aese dar gaye they,
Rastey mein jahan talak diye they,
Saarey mere hamsafar gaye they,
Aankhain abhi khul nahin saki thi’n,
Aur khawb mere bikhar gaye they,
Jab tak na khila tha us ka waada,
Mausam mere be’samar gaye they,
Ab tak wohhi nasha e paziraayi*,
Kya jaaniye hum kidhar gaye they..
(paziraayi;appreciation)
Marne Se Bhi Pehle
Kon Chahey Ga tumhe By Parveen SHakir
Kon chahey ga tumhe meri tarah…
Parveen Shakir Poetry
Kon chahey ga tumhe meri tarah,
Ab kisi se na mohabbat karna..
Kon Chahey Ga tumhe By Parveen SHakir
Allama Iqbal
Jin ke angan mein Ameeri ka shajar lagta hai,
Un ka her aaib bhi zamany ko hunar lagta hai…
(Shajar:Tree)(Aaib:Weakness)
Allama Iqbal
Allama Iqbal
Khuda to milta hai, Insaan hi nahin milta,
Yeh cheez woh hai jo dekhi kahin kahin meine..
Allama Iqbal
Allama Iqbal
Bura samjho unhain mujh say to aisa ho nahi sakta,
Kah main khud tou hoon Iqbal apnay nukta chinoon main..
Allama Iqbal
Dream What you want to dream
Dream What you want to dream, Go where you want to go, Be what you want to be, Because you have only one Life, And one chance to do all the things, You want to do.
via Love Archives Archives for Enstructive (Best Informative and Instructive Source).
Dream What you want to dream
Awesome
Thursday, 5 December 2013
Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein beth kar,
Yaa woh jagha bata jahan Khuda nahin..
(Mirza Ghalib)
Masjid khuda ka ghar hai, peeney ki jagha nahin,
Kaafir ke dil mein ja, Wahan khudaa nahin..
(Allama Iqbal)
Kaafir ke dil se aya hon mein yeh dekh kar,
Khuda maujood hai wahan, Par usey pata nahin..
(Ahmad Faraz)
Awesome
Mirza Ghalib
ye na thee hamaaree qismat ke wisaal-e-yaar hota
agar aur jeete rehte yahee intezaar hota
tere waade par jiye ham to ye jaan jhooT jaanaa
ke KHushee se mar na jaate agar ?eitabaar hota
Mirza Ghalib
Mirza Ghalib
ye jo ham hijr me.n diivaar-o-dar ko dekhate hai.n
kabhii sabaa ko kabhii naamaabar ko dekhate hai.n
vo aaye ghar me.n hamaare Khudaa kii kudarat hai
kabhii ham un ko kabhii apane ghar ko dekhate hai.n
Mirza Ghalib
Mirza Ghalib
Dukh Day Kar Sawaal Kartay ho,
Tum Bhe GHAALiB ! Kamaal Kartay ho..
Daikh Kar Pooch Liyaa haal meraa,
Chalo Kuch tou Khayaal Kartay ho..
Shehar -e- Dil may Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi ??
Ye Bhe mujh say Sawaal Kartay ho ???
Marnaa Chaahain tou mar nahe Saktay,
tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho..
ab Kiss Kiss Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?
her Sitam Bay-misaal Kartay ho . . .
Mirza Ghalib
Love Quote
I don?t know how do persons fall in love but,
day I saw you ,
there was a feeling of something in my heart,
I wanted to hear something from you,
say something to you ,
but never knew what !!
I always thing about u and smiling face,
but never could express it.
I knew even you blushed, in silence.
Is Silence a start of real love.
Your Chocolates are symbol of our love
I really love you and will always miss you
day I saw you ,
there was a feeling of something in my heart,
I wanted to hear something from you,
say something to you ,
but never knew what !!
I always thing about u and smiling face,
but never could express it.
I knew even you blushed, in silence.
Is Silence a start of real love.
Your Chocolates are symbol of our love
I really love you and will always miss you
Love Quote
Ahmad Faraz
Wehshatain Barhti Gayin Hijr Ke Aazaar Ke Saath
Ab Tou Ham Baat Bhi Kartay Nahi Gham Khwaar Ke Saath
Ab Tou Ham Ghar Se Nikaltay Hain Tou Rakh Detay Hain
Taaq Per Izzat-e-Saadaat Bhi Dastaar Ke Saath
Ek Tou Khwaab Lye Phirtay Ho Galyon Galyon
Os Pe Takraar Bhi Kartay Ho Kharidaar Ke Saath
Is Qadar Khauf Hai Os Sheher Ki Galyon Mein Ke Loog
Chaap Suntay Hain Tou Lag Jaatay Hain Deewaar Ke Saath
Ham Ko Os Ehad Mein Taameer Ka Soda Hai Jahan
Loog Maymaar Ko Chun Daitay Hain Deewaar Ke Saath
Ahmad Faraz
Ahmad Faraz
Is Qadar Musalsal Thee.n Shiddatain Judayi Ki
Aaj Pheli Baar Os Se Mein Ne Bewafaayi Ki
Warna Ab Talak Yun Tha Khwahishon Ki Barish Mein
Ya Tou Toot Kar Roya Ya Ghazal Saraayi Ki
Taj Dia Tha Kal Jin Ko Ham Ne Teri Chaahat Mein
Aaj Un Se Majbooran Taaza Aashnaayi Ki
Ho Chala Tha Jab Bhi Mujh Ko Ikhtilaaf Apnay Aap Se
TU Ne Kis Gharri Zaalim Meri Hamnawaayi Ki ?
Tark Kar Chukay Qaasid Ko-e-Na-Muraada.n Ko
Kon Ab Khabar Laaway Sheher-e-Aashnaayi Ki ?
Tanz-o-Taana-o-Tohmat Sab Hunar Hain Na Siha Ke
Aap Se Koi Poochay Ham Ne Kia Buraayi Ki ?
Phir Qafas Mein Shor Utha Qaidyon Ka Aur Sayyaad
Dekhna Urra De Ga Phir Khabar Rihaayi Ki
Dukh Howa Jab Os Dar Pe Kal “Faraz” Ko Dekha
Laakh Aib Thay Os Mein Khuu Na Thi Gadaayi Ki
Ahmad Faraz
Ahmad Faraz PoetrY
“Faraz” Ab Koi Sodaa Koi Junoo.n Bhi Nahi
Magar Qaraar Se Din Kat Rahay Hon Yun Bhi Nahi
Lab-o-Dehan Mila Guftuguu Ka Fun Bhi Mila
Magar Jo Dil Pe Guzarti Hai Keh Sakuun Bhi Nahi
Na Jaanay Kiun Meri Aankhain Barasnay Lagti Hain
Jo Sach Kahuun Tou Kuch Aisa Udaas Hun Bhi Nahi
Meri Zabaa.n Ki Luknat Se Badgumaa.n Na Ho
Jo TU Kahay Tou Tujhe Umer Bhar Miluun Bhi Nahi
Dukhon Ke Dhair Lagay Hain Ke Loog Baithay Hain
Is Diyaar Ka Mein Bhi Hun Aur Hun Bhi Nahi
“Faraz” Jaisay Diya Qurbat-e-Hawaa Chaahay
Wo Paas Aaye Tou Mumkin Hai Mein Rahuun Bhi Nahi
Ahmad Faraz PoetrY
Chot taaza hay magar, Zakham purany apny..
Chot taaza hay magar,
Zakham purany apny,
Kitnay mushkil hain yahan,
Dard chupany apny,
Jin ko hum yaad karein,
Hum unhein yaad nahi,
Kaisy hotey hein yahan log,
Na janay apnay,
Kitna chaha hay tujhy,
Ye to hum hi janty hein,
SSa-khuda,
Itny nahi thy kabhi,
Deewany apny,
Har jaga shor,
Meray ishq ki ruswai ka,
Kitny mash’hoor hain,
Chahat k fasany apny,
Ek teri yaad sy,
Daman ko bachaney ke liye,
Kitny badley hain yahan main ny,
Thikaanay apnay…
Chot taaza hay magar, Zakham purany apny..
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